Back when the Sony Aibo came out in like ‘99, I can recall dudes on Slashdot joke about abusing it. I found this distasteful, mostly picturing them doing it to a real dog.

Fast forward to my days lately and I basically just call Claude Code a fucking moron all day.

These messages are all within the same minute. They acknowledge it is down again, then say it is working, definitely is not.

Fun fact: you can’t request a credit for outages while one is happening and they won’t credit for outages due to weather or maintenance.

Fuck Xfinity.

I don’t know when I made this playlist but this just cracked me up.

Wtf is this ad?

Also, it seems @naturalstattrick.com is down-ish? Not loading the previews at least.

There is no best only better.

Anywhoo enjoy the best.

Imagine you go your whole life being told by your parents about the poop fairy and then this trail sign goes and ruins it for you.

My car is so fancy that when you tell it the restaurant “Oar House” - which is a few miles away - it makes its own plans.

Xfinity absolutely crushing it.

If you work on their dev team, I don’t really have anything positive to say here.

I think my VPN is horny. Back to back tokens.

My flavor of autism is apparently “ffs I don’t want to see your cat pictures”.

Saw one of these in Milan at my hotel the week the pandemic broke out.

Apologies for literally taking a photo of my screen, but it looks like I can predict NFL better than NHL and NHL better than PGA.

These are error measurements on NHL.

First two measurements you want as small as possible the other two you want as high as possible.

I feel like the artist saw this and was like “yes! but needs boobs.”

This office decoration is my memento mori.

Say what you will about IMDB, but I learn something new every day from its “Trivia” section.

Look out now motherfuckers.