Thank goodness the American people voted in the right guy to deal with it. Oh, wait.

I’ll be honest, out of all of Trump’s Temu fascism cadre, Miller is perhaps the one I find most abhorrent. An irredeemable cesspit of bigotry. That someone like him is in any remote proximity to power is a failure of democracy. He’s like the concept of hate made corporeal.

Trump leaks poop from his poopy pants.
Media: crickets.
Michelle Obama skips inauguration.
Media: international global crisis!!!

Thank you!

You can do that?

It just sucks when you realize how shady most big companies are with their practices. How they exploit or even purposely target certain communities or people. It’s an impossible minefield trying to purchase ethically these days.

You too!

That looks amazing. I want one.

I honestly don’t think Zuckerberg gives a shit if we all leave threads. He wants what musk wanted - a right wing platform to boost his ego and to radicalize people.

Happy new year to you!

That was a great fart. Wait. Was it a fart? Was it something else? Hmm, well anyway it’s nice and warm. Aaahhhh!

There is limited opportunity to move to another company or job if you can find one, but you don’t get a lot of time to do it, and it has to be in a comparable role. Until you get a green card, your presence in the US is largely at the whim of your employer and the government.

If it’s warm I’ll put them outside. If it’s cold they can stay, but I’ll move them to a corner where the cats won’t find them. If a cat finds them it’s poor spider.

Spiders are our friend! Unless they’re giant and trying to kill us. But other than that they are awesome little friends and I never hurt them

Only liberals, progressives, democrats get held to account. Whacko conspiracy theorists get elected.

Pecs are pec…ing? Great progress!

Congratulations on your game changer award! Your speech was lovely, and the work you do is amazing!

Wicked!!! It was Transformers One, but the Wiz with the rizz from Shiz dethroned it.