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coyote motor is a highly strung woman with extremely large breasts, turbo ej is an athletic tomboy that makes the cutest noises you've ever heard, but the LS is a girl with the fattest ass you have ever seen and the stamina to bounce on it all night long
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
coyote motor is a highly strung woman with extremely large breasts, turbo ej is an athletic tomboy that makes the cutest noises you've ever heard, but the LS is a girl with the fattest ass you have ever seen and the stamina to bounce on it all night long
how come scheduling things is so hard
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
how come scheduling things is so hard
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a 5.3L small block LS is a kind of woman
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
a 5.3L small block LS is a kind of woman
discord server that has a constitution
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
discord server that has a constitution
ngl even if i’m insanely overqualified and it’s not contributing to my apprenticeship it is such a relief to officially have permanent employment considering the last few years
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ngl even if i’m insanely overqualified and it’s not contributing to my apprenticeship it is such a relief to officially have permanent employment considering the last few years
explaining where in europe my friends live to a north american: imagine two hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
explaining where in europe my friends live to a north american: imagine two hot dogs
inventing eyebrows 2
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
inventing eyebrows 2
they should invent a my computer that’s faster
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
they should invent a my computer that’s faster
i think being so busy with work today of all days kinda drove me a little insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i think being so busy with work today of all days kinda drove me a little insane
crazy how all my friends are hot
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
crazy how all my friends are hot
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if you didnt worship me today already, now is your time, better not waste it
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
if you didnt worship me today already, now is your time, better not waste it
shitting like a dog shaking razor blades
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
shitting like a dog shaking razor blades
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It’s WASTEISOLATION Wednesday babes
May 29, 2024 at 9:55 PM
It’s WASTEISOLATION Wednesday babes
name a more iconic duo than jael holzman and namesearching
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
name a more iconic duo than jael holzman and namesearching
mental health hack: surround yourself with trans women
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
mental health hack: surround yourself with trans women
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the thing about my sister is i generally trust them with like everything so when we play board games and stuff i have to be so careful because they start lying about everything and i get tricked every time. it requires a lot of suspension of sisbelief
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the thing about my sister is i generally trust them with like everything so when we play board games and stuff i have to be so careful because they start lying about everything and i get tricked every time. it requires a lot of suspension of sisbelief
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women are my favourite guy
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
women are my favourite guy
sorry but there’s never gonna be a black dresses song called guava lava they’re fucked
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
sorry but there’s never gonna be a black dresses song called guava lava they’re fucked
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“Frozen hot chocolate“ is too clumsy. Needs something more marketable, like frot chocolate.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Frozen hot chocolate“ is too clumsy. Needs something more marketable, like frot chocolate.
dudes, and i cannot stress this enough, rock
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
dudes, and i cannot stress this enough, rock
my life is a stereo fr
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
my life is a stereo fr
they really called a tire brand kumho
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
they really called a tire brand kumho
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Get an orchiectomy so every month is no nut November
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Get an orchiectomy so every month is no nut November
who knew that working a purely physical job would make me hotter
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
who knew that working a purely physical job would make me hotter