shinymaldoror.bsky.social
@shinymaldoror.bsky.social
lvl 51 autist. shiny pokemon hunter. obsessive compulsive
the color of infinity inside an empty glass
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me IRL
April 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"This Jesus Must Die" from JCSS but about Bernie Sanders.
March 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Parent teacher conference 1982:

Teacher: Mr, Mrs ****, we think your child may be autistic.

My parents: but why (dramatically)

Teacher: they said Zoot is their favorite Muppet.
February 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
when i was in 8th grade (1987), one of my teachers took exception to my "in god we trust inc." dead kennedys shirt.

she told me to never wear it to her class again.

I learned how to do laundry that night. and the next night, and the night after.

fast forward to our trip to wash. dc.
January 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Shiny basculin, now basculegion.

There are no more species to hunt. I need a few forms, but they can wait.
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
spent twenty minutes convincing my kid that Rickey was one of the all time greats, including a full viewing of @foolishbb.bsky.social 's video.

i'll never forget having to break it to my co-worker that she bought to fake 80 Hendersons and put them out for sale.
December 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Every 50 year old white dude knows 100% of the words to "Nuthin' but a 'g' thang" but only sings along with 98%
December 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
why am i not shocked that smogon has banned tera? god forbid you don't identify with your assigned typing.

i mean, they legit had a swastika on their logo and used the German name for the "poison gas pokemon".

i'm kind of done with comp mons tbh
December 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
my favorite xmas song, courtesy of the butthole surfers

youtu.be/2uZGZwuuugM?...
butthole surfers - good king wenceslaus
YouTube video by OldManDarrell
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Only 3ds hunt left is a 2nd Null (evolved my 1st one)

So close to finishing
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Reposted
Please Just Do Something
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Shiny blipbug; now dottler.

Only sizzlipede left to hunt in swsh

#ShinyPokemon
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
they all look so winded lol
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 10:14 PM
oh my fucking god it's over.

shiny regieleki easily over 2xs odds.

#ShinyPokemon
December 7, 2024 at 2:30 PM
drinking a Xmas brew, smoking a bowl, and resetting for regieleki for the eight thousandth time lol
December 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I didn't expect a Drive45 song to trigger an existential crisis on this Friday eve but here we are lol
December 7, 2024 at 12:58 AM
NCBD! Love the Monster High cover lol
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Being unemployed sucks lol
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I'd forgotten how brutal the Ultra Necrozma battle is in USUM. I intentionally battled every trainer in game and still can in 10 lvls too low lol.
December 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Heading on to the second island on Ultra Moon. Rate my team lol
November 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The 2 3ds generation shiny hunts that I thought were out of reach (type null and poiple) are suddenly viable. I got both previously but did not want to restart my US file to re-hunt them. The playthru means a lot to me and hate erasing that history.
November 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This is the Last of the hunts I can complete on the ds/3ds games.
November 28, 2024 at 4:16 AM
NCBD and big sales at the dispo. Got @gailsimone.bsky.social uncanny, @kellythompson.bsky.social Wonder Woman, and a 1/2 oz of Durban Z which will make family gatherings tomorrow more palatable lol
November 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM