Shimmersoft
@shimmersoft.bsky.social
Indie developer of visual novels, but mostly here to mock injustice and stupidity. Play our games here: https://shimmersoft.itch.io/. Tips appreciated: http://bit.ly/3nCbnP6. In the words of Ashley Graham, the president's daughter: Dios Bless.
tfw you wake up on yet another 11/11 and realize that Skyrim is still the last mainline elder scrolls game
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
tfw you wake up on yet another 11/11 and realize that Skyrim is still the last mainline elder scrolls game
i mean there are sadists and masochists. that's a pretty significant group. like i understand where you're coming from here lorem ipsum generator but there very much are people who love pain for its own sake.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i mean there are sadists and masochists. that's a pretty significant group. like i understand where you're coming from here lorem ipsum generator but there very much are people who love pain for its own sake.
maga tweets suffer from a common projection problem. easy fix.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
maga tweets suffer from a common projection problem. easy fix.
oh it's open all right
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
oh it's open all right
when the olive oil comes out sizzlin'
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when the olive oil comes out sizzlin'
when your weirdly theatrical surgeon starts marking you up
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
when your weirdly theatrical surgeon starts marking you up
"if only women weren't human beings with the same voting rights as men" yeah it's a bit of a pickle, that one
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"if only women weren't human beings with the same voting rights as men" yeah it's a bit of a pickle, that one
greg abbott to new york republicans: i hate you more than mamdani ever could do not come here
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
greg abbott to new york republicans: i hate you more than mamdani ever could do not come here
dick cheney dying the night before maga faceplants? i see how it is
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
dick cheney dying the night before maga faceplants? i see how it is
the american electorate one year too late
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the american electorate one year too late
dick cheney has passed from this world. we can, at last, close the book on his open secrets.
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
dick cheney has passed from this world. we can, at last, close the book on his open secrets.
wait a sec. is horizon's aloy just GOT's ygritte with futuristic tech
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
wait a sec. is horizon's aloy just GOT's ygritte with futuristic tech
Needed you guys down at the pop-up park of alice in wonderland inflatables in Ontario Cali!
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Needed you guys down at the pop-up park of alice in wonderland inflatables in Ontario Cali!
Since we're doing couples costumes. Happy Halloween! 🎃🎉 (we went as Milo and Audrey from Disney's Atlantis)
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Since we're doing couples costumes. Happy Halloween! 🎃🎉 (we went as Milo and Audrey from Disney's Atlantis)
merging elements of milo's outfits from disney's atlantis. happy halloween everybody!
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
merging elements of milo's outfits from disney's atlantis. happy halloween everybody!
no idea what my gf and i are actually doing for halloween aside from recreating this moment from that disney atlantis movie. wish us luck.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
no idea what my gf and i are actually doing for halloween aside from recreating this moment from that disney atlantis movie. wish us luck.
if not halloween, when
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if not halloween, when
obviously it was the secret inside of trump's border wall
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
obviously it was the secret inside of trump's border wall
it must be slim pickings for the trump white house ladies who want flings that this guy keeps managing to bed them
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
it must be slim pickings for the trump white house ladies who want flings that this guy keeps managing to bed them
two middle-aged white male reporters are carrying water for the trump administration?
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
two middle-aged white male reporters are carrying water for the trump administration?
open carry fellas like
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
open carry fellas like
i see why everyone is confused. they think trump won a "mandate" no no he won a "man date" as in a date with a man. which man you ask well i thought that'd be obvious
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i see why everyone is confused. they think trump won a "mandate" no no he won a "man date" as in a date with a man. which man you ask well i thought that'd be obvious