e.g. Alice Lastname
shiftlefti.st
e.g. Alice Lastname
@shiftlefti.st
Six-piece Chicken McNobody; supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps. I swear at computers and sing Ronnie James Dio to houseplants.
it's in a longer cut, he moves the mic away from his face for the f-bombs to clearly indicate it's not him singing, and joins in with everyone else on "I won't do what you tell me"
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i dunno, it looks like he performatively kept the mic well away from his mouth for the f-bombs

still excellent
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ThinkGeek used to sell these, back in the olden times
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We probably shouldn't be in a position where any minors are being given financial advice from someone witbout fiduciary responsibility. And yet,
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
to be fair, they reasonably thought they had more of a moat than they did. at the time, nobody anticipated how much americans were about to rush to break apart beloved things so they could marginally improve the convenience of stuff they didn't need in the first place
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i just discovered yesterday that sabrina carpenter's aunt is bart simpson and the whole world felt a whole lot more claustrophobic again
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"Men want someone ready to buy the farm," says man who would already be an obvious suspect in his wife's disappearance
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ah yeah it's the Marathon Man room
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Attention Deficit Hyperlexia Disorder
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
state and local government
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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CK's schtick at his height was "I share your decency, audience, but I will admit things to you that you can't admit to yourself." His schtick now is "I share your depravity, audience, and I will tell you things that flatter you."
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
People have to understand there's no way to kiss a ring halfway.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
imo the biggest tell is all these cats not having shredded either of the giant houseplants or the delicate sheer curtains
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"woke"
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
this is absolutely jon hamm
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you're fucked, this is adam driver
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
was it a concurrency bug? it's always a concurrency bug with me
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM