in summary please vote for me and we will wear the hats and everyone will get to keep living in their ddads pool house. thank you, i love america and voting

your head can STRETCH at least 1/2 an inch, maybe more if you give up carbs

please do not attempt to alter the hats in anyway. if your hat does not fit your head WE WILL COME AND FIND YOU and we will make sure the hat fits

NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT

NO, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that my dad own's Mel's Fitted Cap Corner™ and NOTHING to do with the fact that there was a large ordering error

i am going to send a 7 & 5/8 fitted hat that says "Boomin' Boys" in cool font to each and every registered voter in my district

🎵 I like my new therapist / I'm eating better food / Calling my parents / Exercising to improve my mood 🎶

Every lead singer be like:

daily double hunters 4 lyfe