Knotty-Pated McHedgepig
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Knotty-Pated McHedgepig
@sheriffboyd74.bsky.social
I have complete respect for an adult who compares something that happened in their life to something that happened in a SpongeBob episode. #respect
January 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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An aisle just for the Trump voters
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Walmart is straight up giving me high anxiety right now. Sweats, headache, increased heart rate.
#people #socialanxiety #help!
up.giving
January 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Doing a Buffy rewatch and it's so hard to not just message everyone I know who's ever watched Buffy to talk about it
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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people will go on the internet and say anything

“you should be respectful when people die no matter how horrible they are”

no you shouldn’t. that isn’t true.
Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84
She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Quit Facebook. DELETE. I just can't deal with the reality of anything or everything right now. So chipping out part of the nightmare is one small step for Becky, one giant leap for Becky's sanity. #grouphug
January 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
January 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me, last night, driving home from work in a massive downpour, "2025! This is definitely going to be my year!" as my driver side windshield wiper breaks and flies off my car. "2026! That is definitely going to be my year!"
January 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I asked my daughter to take a pizza box outside to the bin when it was freezing out and she says "I'm sweaty so I'm going to raw dog it."
Me: "Aaaggghhh HAYLEY! That is not the correct choice of words for the situation!!"
Hayley: "No. They are not."
Mistakes have been made.
#MomoftheYear
December 30, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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It’s been 35 days and my heart is still broken. I will never understand how so many could be so easily duped. I miss the joy. I miss the laughter. I miss the music. I miss the hope. I miss Tim Walz’ dad-isms.
December 11, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My brain randomly pulled out the lyrics "What the world needs now is love sweet love" which has literally never been a thought in my head. Ever. Just because my one dog laid down by my other dogs ass. #random #buttstuff
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM