We fuckin made it boys

I’ll grab ones ass and see where that gets me

The seatbelt light is back on and I think I’m gonna snap

Ok guys I smell coffee again and I can see the sky and the seat belt light turned off please pray for me that I get this fucking Coke

If they are I’m gonna start punching myself in the face until my blood covers this window like a decorative blind

Thank you god damnit I really needed this

I’m also thinking the turbulence and lack of Coca Cola in my hand was all planed, hence the free WiFi, but hey yall hate conspiracies so I’ll keep my mouth shut