Lyft driver just asked me with a concerned tone and look on his face if I’m okay.
My vibes today must be immaculate.

Bodily stress responses are always so wild. Nosebleeds and toenails falling out? It’s like I’ve been cursed by a witch. Wait…

I feel vaguely human again for the first time in over a year. So… theme park day.

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sanity sessions starting in April

For those who also make up little ditties about what they are doing at the moment, tonight’s masterpiece was “Don’t get blood in the surge protectorrrrr!” 🎤🎵🎶

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

Sure, we have lots of names, but I like to think of us as: Generation “Constantly struggling to not post vague emo song lyrics online that we will then refuse to explain”. See also, Generation “I want to make you a mix CD so hard right now.”

Suggestion to Americans: If you used a current bank account with funds on a recent tax return, it may be wise to contact your bank and request a change. Account and routing numbers are accessible, and Elon Musk’s staff have access to this information. Stay safe and protect your assets.

No no, don’t deny your ownership of the circus. BE the circus AND the monkeys.