🤦🏻♀️ Shannon
@shenanigans-ssdgm.bsky.social
Straight from the Tortured Poets Department
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
Cheers to Friday 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cheers to Friday 🎄
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
Like I've said, they did not save Private Ryan for this
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Like I've said, they did not save Private Ryan for this
Remind me: what was that whole Pizzagate thing about?
July 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Remind me: what was that whole Pizzagate thing about?
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
An excerpt from Steinbeck's "The Short Reign of Pippin IV," featuring Petaluma and "proclensity"! 🤣
#ssdgm #almostdayonelistener
An excerpt from Steinbeck's "The Short Reign of Pippin IV," featuring Petaluma and "proclensity"! 🤣
#ssdgm #almostdayonelistener
May 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
An excerpt from Steinbeck's "The Short Reign of Pippin IV," featuring Petaluma and "proclensity"! 🤣
#ssdgm #almostdayonelistener
An excerpt from Steinbeck's "The Short Reign of Pippin IV," featuring Petaluma and "proclensity"! 🤣
#ssdgm #almostdayonelistener
...a lot of something elses, as a matter of fact.
April 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
...a lot of something elses, as a matter of fact.
They didn't save Private Ryan for THIS.
Also, Trump sucks at Fortnite 💅🏼
#handsoff
@yes---chef.bsky.social
Also, Trump sucks at Fortnite 💅🏼
#handsoff
@yes---chef.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They didn't save Private Ryan for THIS.
Also, Trump sucks at Fortnite 💅🏼
#handsoff
@yes---chef.bsky.social
Also, Trump sucks at Fortnite 💅🏼
#handsoff
@yes---chef.bsky.social
Selfishness, greed -- that's a choice.
Empathy, kindness, selflessness -- that's a choice, too.
When you're in a position to give, then do so.
Stop making this the Bad Place.
I don't want Peeps in my chili. #whowhatwherewhenwine #iykyk
Empathy, kindness, selflessness -- that's a choice, too.
When you're in a position to give, then do so.
Stop making this the Bad Place.
I don't want Peeps in my chili. #whowhatwherewhenwine #iykyk
March 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Selfishness, greed -- that's a choice.
Empathy, kindness, selflessness -- that's a choice, too.
When you're in a position to give, then do so.
Stop making this the Bad Place.
I don't want Peeps in my chili. #whowhatwherewhenwine #iykyk
Empathy, kindness, selflessness -- that's a choice, too.
When you're in a position to give, then do so.
Stop making this the Bad Place.
I don't want Peeps in my chili. #whowhatwherewhenwine #iykyk
🔉 Sound on.
It's always something with these bangs 😉
It's always something with these bangs 😉
February 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🔉 Sound on.
It's always something with these bangs 😉
It's always something with these bangs 😉
If you don't feel profound humiliation that you're literally saying this meme when you refer to those mowing through our government right now, then I genuinely feel bad for you.
Much embarrassing. Very yikes.
Much embarrassing. Very yikes.
February 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you don't feel profound humiliation that you're literally saying this meme when you refer to those mowing through our government right now, then I genuinely feel bad for you.
Much embarrassing. Very yikes.
Much embarrassing. Very yikes.
A handful of humans, Musk included, could essentially snap their fingers and solve a giant swath of the world's ills. He could decide in the blink of an eye to be the most powerful force for good on this planet, but here we are. In the stupidest, most cruel, most absurd timeline.
Find your people.
Find your people.
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A handful of humans, Musk included, could essentially snap their fingers and solve a giant swath of the world's ills. He could decide in the blink of an eye to be the most powerful force for good on this planet, but here we are. In the stupidest, most cruel, most absurd timeline.
Find your people.
Find your people.
Gonna tell my kids this was the Gulf of America
February 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was the Gulf of America
Coward. Fool. Thief. Liar.
Tyrant.
Tyrant.
February 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Coward. Fool. Thief. Liar.
Tyrant.
Tyrant.
Divided. Ignorant. Angry.
Easily controlled.
But there are other options.
Easily controlled.
But there are other options.
February 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Divided. Ignorant. Angry.
Easily controlled.
But there are other options.
Easily controlled.
But there are other options.
Published in 1998, Octavia Butler's "The Parable of the Talents" features an extremist and tyrannical presidential hopeful. If you haven't read it, I bet you can still guess what he wants to make America again.
#toldyaso
#toldyaso
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Published in 1998, Octavia Butler's "The Parable of the Talents" features an extremist and tyrannical presidential hopeful. If you haven't read it, I bet you can still guess what he wants to make America again.
#toldyaso
#toldyaso
Call it what it is; you aren't fooling anyone.
And then, let's smash it to bits.
And then, let's smash it to bits.
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Call it what it is; you aren't fooling anyone.
And then, let's smash it to bits.
And then, let's smash it to bits.
They're trying.
Rest when you need to so you can work when you have to 💪🏼
Rest when you need to so you can work when you have to 💪🏼
February 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They're trying.
Rest when you need to so you can work when you have to 💪🏼
Rest when you need to so you can work when you have to 💪🏼
Every. Day.
But it doesn't have to be this way.
But it doesn't have to be this way.
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every. Day.
But it doesn't have to be this way.
But it doesn't have to be this way.
#thisisamerica
~ The Man in the High Castle
~ The Man in the High Castle
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#thisisamerica
~ The Man in the High Castle
~ The Man in the High Castle