🤦🏻♀️ Shannon
@shenanigans-ssdgm.bsky.social
Straight from the Tortured Poets Department
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My jaw is on the floor. I am speechless. This is the kind of perfection I want to bring into the holiday season.
No elf on a shelf in this house but could that weird little glove pls come hamburger help me
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No elf on a shelf in this house but could that weird little glove pls come hamburger help me
Cheers to Friday 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cheers to Friday 🎄
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ummmm what date is that exactly?
Where is Jingle Bell Square? And is it awkward to visit in, like, June?
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Where is Jingle Bell Square? And is it awkward to visit in, like, June?
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When my husband or kids leave 1 second on the microwave timer
Quiet, Sweet Potato McCankles
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Quiet, Sweet Potato McCankles
I met a baby named Maxine today.
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I met a baby named Maxine today.
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
An infant. Maxine.
It all comes back around
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rise. Rise. Rise.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
This is required reading. You trusted me about James. This book is a calling. It should form a congregation.
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remember how I gave you all James by Percival Everett as assigned reading?
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
Your next assignment: his 2021 novel The Trees.
Pay close attention to pages 185-194, depending on which edition you read. Give those pages the respect they deserve.
There is still so much work to do.
In "Nobody Wants This" S2E4, Noah says there are "only 4 days in a year that you get a card like that."
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In "Nobody Wants This" S2E4, Noah says there are "only 4 days in a year that you get a card like that."
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
What are the 4 days?
Birthday, Valenine's Day, anniversary, and ????
Does he mean Mother's Day or Father's Day if you're a parent?
Only the hard-hitting questions here, folks.
Haunted
spotify.link
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Do you remember when Cardigan came out and I was changed forever
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Do you remember when Cardigan came out and I was changed forever
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hahahahhaahaaa anyway where are my shoes
"I protect the family," I whisper as I burn my fall scented candles only under direct supervision
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I protect the family," I whisper as I burn my fall scented candles only under direct supervision
Girl, that entire building was built by enslaved people. Tear it all the way down if you want to 🤷🏻♀️
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Girl, that entire building was built by enslaved people. Tear it all the way down if you want to 🤷🏻♀️
Can y'all keep up that energy? Because those of us in any number of trenches every day need the support. We need you to pick up the WORK.
October 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Can y'all keep up that energy? Because those of us in any number of trenches every day need the support. We need you to pick up the WORK.
"I protect the family," I whisper as I get gas before it gets below 1/4 of a tank
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"I protect the family," I whisper as I get gas before it gets below 1/4 of a tank
Just thought it was cool that I happen to be reading a book by @sgj.bsky.social on Indigenous Peoples' Day
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just thought it was cool that I happen to be reading a book by @sgj.bsky.social on Indigenous Peoples' Day
"I protect the family," I whisper as I start the tub clean cycle on the washing machine
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"I protect the family," I whisper as I start the tub clean cycle on the washing machine
Like I've said, they did not save Private Ryan for this
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Like I've said, they did not save Private Ryan for this
Accepts nothing less than perfection (derogatory)
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Accepts nothing less than perfection (derogatory)
Know what's easier than stigmatizing autism? Just being a kind, decent human being who doesn't treat autistic people like they're scary, deficient, or broken.
Grow up.
Grow up.
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Know what's easier than stigmatizing autism? Just being a kind, decent human being who doesn't treat autistic people like they're scary, deficient, or broken.
Grow up.
Grow up.
My god these are deeply unserious people
September 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My god these are deeply unserious people