Shelton Stilley
@sheltonstilley.bsky.social
Some sorta “everything app” shitposter, occasional ‘rasslin mark, full-time New Orleans Saints dickrider, and some sorta mark for comics and other shit.
Call me Roman Reigns ‘cuz I’m kind of a part-timer on here.
Call me Roman Reigns ‘cuz I’m kind of a part-timer on here.
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Don’t wanna say it on the everything app, but this is how I feel about Musk.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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I spent $250,000 on mangos last year
April 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I spent $250,000 on mangos last year
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Jerry Jones is a farthuffing moron.
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Jerry Jones is a farthuffing moron.
In recent news…uh….why does Triple H have a bad dad bod. 😭😭😭
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In recent news…uh….why does Triple H have a bad dad bod. 😭😭😭
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WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER
*dies*
*dies*
July 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER
*dies*
*dies*
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Ozzy, after the life he lived, doing a successful farewell concert for Sabbath and immediately dying peacefully surrounded by family feels like the most beautifully poetic thing I’ve ever heard.
July 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ozzy, after the life he lived, doing a successful farewell concert for Sabbath and immediately dying peacefully surrounded by family feels like the most beautifully poetic thing I’ve ever heard.
Man….Ozzy’s gone. 💔
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Man….Ozzy’s gone. 💔
To all y’all that don’t know me off Twitter and to those that don’t have me on AirBuds, I have like a very eclectic taste in the tunes lol.
Gary Allan is a criminally underrated country singer if you ask
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
Right Where I Need To Be
Gary Allan · Smoke Rings In The Dark (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1999
open.spotify.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
To all y’all that don’t know me off Twitter and to those that don’t have me on AirBuds, I have like a very eclectic taste in the tunes lol.
Gary Allan is a criminally underrated country singer if you ask
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
Right Where I Need To Be
Gary Allan · Smoke Rings In The Dark (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1999
open.spotify.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Gary Allan is a criminally underrated country singer if you ask
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
me. open.spotify.com/track/3hfMKC...
It’s been almost a week since I saw Superman…and I just wanted to say this.
Our country really needed a movie like this, during ever-so-divisive times in culture and in politics. Sometimes you just need the Man of Steel to bring hope to a hopeless world.
Our country really needed a movie like this, during ever-so-divisive times in culture and in politics. Sometimes you just need the Man of Steel to bring hope to a hopeless world.
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s been almost a week since I saw Superman…and I just wanted to say this.
Our country really needed a movie like this, during ever-so-divisive times in culture and in politics. Sometimes you just need the Man of Steel to bring hope to a hopeless world.
Our country really needed a movie like this, during ever-so-divisive times in culture and in politics. Sometimes you just need the Man of Steel to bring hope to a hopeless world.
I loved seeing Superman.
July 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I loved seeing Superman.
Seated for Superman!!!
July 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Seated for Superman!!!
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how to get hand out of pringles can
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
how to get hand out of pringles can
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somebody shoulda gotten him outta there bruh
A 2004 internal Nintendo DS diagnostic cartridge contained various graphical tests, among them this "Rotating Mario Cube". A faulty unit would not be able to properly rotate the cube.
June 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
somebody shoulda gotten him outta there bruh
Back here on the skies of blue to give you lot a PSA…
Don’t give these cocksnots any attention because they are deadass, 100% an AI generated band. Hell, even the photo is AI generated too!!!
Support actual human created tunes instead of some robotic bullshit like this.
Don’t give these cocksnots any attention because they are deadass, 100% an AI generated band. Hell, even the photo is AI generated too!!!
Support actual human created tunes instead of some robotic bullshit like this.
June 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Back here on the skies of blue to give you lot a PSA…
Don’t give these cocksnots any attention because they are deadass, 100% an AI generated band. Hell, even the photo is AI generated too!!!
Support actual human created tunes instead of some robotic bullshit like this.
Don’t give these cocksnots any attention because they are deadass, 100% an AI generated band. Hell, even the photo is AI generated too!!!
Support actual human created tunes instead of some robotic bullshit like this.
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ello.
here’s James Hetfield laughing his ass off.
gotta go for now I guess lmao
here’s James Hetfield laughing his ass off.
gotta go for now I guess lmao
June 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ello.
here’s James Hetfield laughing his ass off.
gotta go for now I guess lmao
here’s James Hetfield laughing his ass off.
gotta go for now I guess lmao
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Right. Now. Please.
June 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Right. Now. Please.
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50 Cent with his magic stick and then he pulls a rabbit out of your
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
50 Cent with his magic stick and then he pulls a rabbit out of your