Michael Shelton
@sheltimagination.bsky.social
Some dude who wonders if this is a fever dream nowadays
Rep Tim Burchett needs some help.
July 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Rep Tim Burchett needs some help.
Kerville Mayor says, “wahhhhhh”
a baby in a suit and tie is standing on a wood floor
ALT: a baby in a suit and tie is standing on a wood floor
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July 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Kerville Mayor says, “wahhhhhh”
What I’m seeing is that a crime against yourself has been committed a few times.
two men are sitting at a table and one of them has a name tag that says ' william ' on it
ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one of them has a name tag that says ' william ' on it
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July 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What I’m seeing is that a crime against yourself has been committed a few times.
Alabama Democratic Party:
A GOP subsidiary
A GOP subsidiary
July 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Alabama Democratic Party:
A GOP subsidiary
A GOP subsidiary
At this rate, Tommy Turdville is going to skate right into the Governor’s Mansion.
July 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
At this rate, Tommy Turdville is going to skate right into the Governor’s Mansion.
Wasn’t this from almost 7 years ago, though?
July 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wasn’t this from almost 7 years ago, though?
“Trump told me ______ and therefore that’s the way it is.”
What a goddamn nightmare.
Holy Moly this is how voter complacency paves the way for societal destruction. Total idiots keep getting elected to office year after year.
What a goddamn nightmare.
Holy Moly this is how voter complacency paves the way for societal destruction. Total idiots keep getting elected to office year after year.
July 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Trump told me ______ and therefore that’s the way it is.”
What a goddamn nightmare.
Holy Moly this is how voter complacency paves the way for societal destruction. Total idiots keep getting elected to office year after year.
What a goddamn nightmare.
Holy Moly this is how voter complacency paves the way for societal destruction. Total idiots keep getting elected to office year after year.
Please give Joe and Mika my absolute worst wishes.
July 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Please give Joe and Mika my absolute worst wishes.
“I don’t want an electric car”
Umm..this you?
Umm..this you?
July 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“I don’t want an electric car”
Umm..this you?
Umm..this you?
I’m beyond tired of @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and hope he gets replaced by someone far better as soon as possible.
June 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m beyond tired of @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and hope he gets replaced by someone far better as soon as possible.
“Here’s my statement about the obvious. This is the extent of any other action from me or my colleagues on this matter. Although, I hear @schumer.senate.gov will be drafting a letter, so there is hope.”
June 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Here’s my statement about the obvious. This is the extent of any other action from me or my colleagues on this matter. Although, I hear @schumer.senate.gov will be drafting a letter, so there is hope.”
It’s now DOGE Weather Inaccuracy
a person is holding a cell phone with the temperature reading 24 degrees celsius
ALT: a person is holding a cell phone with the temperature reading 24 degrees celsius
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June 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s now DOGE Weather Inaccuracy
Thanks, Lomè!
We can’t get accurate weather forecasts now.
We can’t get accurate weather forecasts now.
June 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thanks, Lomè!
We can’t get accurate weather forecasts now.
We can’t get accurate weather forecasts now.