Michael Shelton
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sheltimagination.bsky.social
Michael Shelton
@sheltimagination.bsky.social
Some dude who wonders if this is a fever dream nowadays
Lucky shot
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“I don’t want an electric car”

Umm..this you?
July 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Someone at FOX needs spellcheck

PS Minnesota shooter has been arrested.
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Uh-oh..
The loose vs. lose crowd is out. Here’s a reminder:
May 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Every time I hear the Yeti speak when watching The Bumble Nums..I can’t help but think it’s voiced by @sammcdavid.bsky.social

It’s not, but one can imagine.
February 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
AP out here acting like everything is fine and we didn’t see a salute.

You can’t trust them either.
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Olympics just went metal and it was awesome. 🤘🎸
July 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I can’t stop thinking of Optimus Prime when I plug in my Craftsman battery to charge.
July 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM