Salmanzo
@shelteredguy.bsky.social
Me babysitting*
Parents: we'll pick them up at 7:00.
Me at 7:01:
Parents: we'll pick them up at 7:00.
Me at 7:01:
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Me babysitting*
Parents: we'll pick them up at 7:00.
Me at 7:01:
Parents: we'll pick them up at 7:00.
Me at 7:01:
When you meet your online friend in person for the first time
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When you meet your online friend in person for the first time
"What happened to you, why are you like this?"
Answer:
Answer:
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"What happened to you, why are you like this?"
Answer:
Answer:
Nature valley just making their bars smaller and smaller...
September 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nature valley just making their bars smaller and smaller...
What are you going to do at home by yourself?
Me thinking of the possibilities:
Me thinking of the possibilities:
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What are you going to do at home by yourself?
Me thinking of the possibilities:
Me thinking of the possibilities:
I'm telling my kids this is Jim Carrey in The Mask.
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm telling my kids this is Jim Carrey in The Mask.
This is why women win arguments
December 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
This is why women win arguments
Me*goes on vacation*
My problems waiting for me when I come back:
My problems waiting for me when I come back:
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Me*goes on vacation*
My problems waiting for me when I come back:
My problems waiting for me when I come back:
10 year old me releasing my pet bird into the wild
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
10 year old me releasing my pet bird into the wild
Was worth watching rings of power just for this scene
October 11, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Was worth watching rings of power just for this scene
