Sex on the roof is already its own category of iconic

Misread this as “parkour”

Omg hi friend ty for sharing these I hope you’ve been well

pissing and gooning aren't too different after all, turns out we're just jorking different sides of the same peanits

yeah there was a dude who DMed me one time and I genuinely didn't realize he was hitting on me until he like got rude and was like "you seem busy and uninterested" and I was like "interested in what?? dude I have a life, I'm busy" and blocked him

and when I walk up to the urinal
yeah you know my hands go up
and they stay there

"we just can't find employees willing to work!"

the working conditions:

people are so unbelievably bold on instagram, I've gotten people in my DMs just bc they found a comment I had left somewhere and liked me from my profile picture. usually creepy and live far away, though there was one very sweet guy from egypt who messaged me like that one time

he really had some stones posting that!