"speaking of skibidi, were you free for the ohio trip?"

New heights of yikes have been achieved my ex blocked me on Spotify

Why does Junkrat sound like if Austin Powers was a heavy cigarette smoker

How does Spotify manage to make their app worse with every single update

Who up feeling rectangular

Shoutout to the guy at the vape shop for giving me a pep talk in support of wanting to quit

Using my lovense as a wake up alarm call that an internal clock

Minecraft parodies are recession music

taking a long shot but is anyone familiar with the twitch streamer purplelf and if so does anyone know what happened to her? I used to watch her streams and I just realized I hadn't seen her icon in a while, looking now all of her accounts are deactivated and I think her discord is gone

There’s something nice about not seeing the view counts on here, like if a post does bad I might know it’s a terrible post but I can still tell myself it’s just that nobody saw it

Imagine how different trump’s life would have been if he had decided to go by DJ growing up

Who was gonna tell me that IPL shavers are ~300$ I thought they were like $100

yup

What about like a bloody mary with baileys and we call it a creamy mary

I was wondering why I was suddenly getting a bunch of new followers on here but honestly I should have known to just assume meta did some dumb shit again

if someone made a bluesky client that literally just looked exactly like threads to the point that I forget that's not where I am then I'd be on here all the time

omg I forgot NSFW is allowed on here let's fucking GOOOOO