Shelly
@shellydeathlock.bsky.social
Sorry but I DO want to show this off on main did y’all know my workouts are ballet now, I’m in pain literally all the time
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sorry but I DO want to show this off on main did y’all know my workouts are ballet now, I’m in pain literally all the time
Manifesting a NYC Tool 2026 show so hard I bought a shirt to wear to it do NOT @ me I’m having enough problems
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Manifesting a NYC Tool 2026 show so hard I bought a shirt to wear to it do NOT @ me I’m having enough problems
I think if you were subscribed this month already it’s free until the 1st 💃🏻 I’ll post cute old stuff 👏🏻
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think if you were subscribed this month already it’s free until the 1st 💃🏻 I’ll post cute old stuff 👏🏻
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
Furthermore why does this site that stole my pictures have a better pfp than my real site 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Furthermore why does this site that stole my pictures have a better pfp than my real site 😭
ok I didn’t write this, but thanks, scam site, I do enjoy bringing a touch of darkness to a feed
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
ok I didn’t write this, but thanks, scam site, I do enjoy bringing a touch of darkness to a feed
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
Is this fucking true???
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is this fucking true???
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
PUT HER ON TOP OF MY CHRISTMAS TREE
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
PUT HER ON TOP OF MY CHRISTMAS TREE
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
I should not be laughing but this is too relatable
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I should not be laughing but this is too relatable
It’s finally my year
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s finally my year
Why do I feel like fucking SCREAMING every two minutes for no reaso — oh
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why do I feel like fucking SCREAMING every two minutes for no reaso — oh
LMAO I didn’t hear about this until today, this is so embarrassing oh my god
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
LMAO I didn’t hear about this until today, this is so embarrassing oh my god