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It’s not my fault I’ma fuckin moron ok
So how are men doing now that everyone hates and distrusts them more than ever
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I just randomly remembered “look at the adjective” and laughed so hard I cried
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Oh my god my whole brand is a meme
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Jail 😭
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 AM
The bard was Roy Orbison 🤯
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
This would fix me
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Please what the hell is going on with my insta algorithm
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
People are going to need to stop reposting the dumbest shit I have ever seen where my eyes can see it thank you
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 AM
How it’s going
January 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
You can’t put this on my feed ffs I have a known problem
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Who’s gonna stop me from making this weird clown my whole personality

Is he a clown
Is he good
I don’t know
MAIN EVENT OF #MysteryWrestling21

FOR ALL THE MARBLES

Cara Noir vs. Stu Grayson (c)

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#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Everybody on insta is doing 2016 reminiscing and I will not be doing that thank you 🖤
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
RESPECTFULLY why is the Balrog’s fire whip a sticky hand
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
“This didn’t have enough Peter Falk in it.”

My dude, Mikey and Nicky didn’t have enough Peter Falk in it, there’s no such thing as enough Peter Falk.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Wishlist is updated for VDay!
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January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
OK what are you getting me for Valentine’s Day ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Really aggressively upset over how good looking the lead in this movie is
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Very grateful this exists
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Stand by my assertion that Andy Williams is so hot omg what a man
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
No yeah I’m really glad this is happening to me I love being a normal sane person
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Y’all see this, my childhood
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Suddenly about to die over the guitar on Neil Young - Scenery
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM