Shelly
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I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
Ok I’m deleting everything for a minute 😮💨 I’ll be on my fan sly if you need me
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ok I’m deleting everything for a minute 😮💨 I’ll be on my fan sly if you need me
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
Is this fucking true???
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is this fucking true???
I’m just gonna ignore that news and not crash out
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m just gonna ignore that news and not crash out
“Deathlock why are you working out so hard all of a sudden???”
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Deathlock why are you working out so hard all of a sudden???”
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
l o r d t that’s pretty
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
l o r d t that’s pretty
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT HEARTBEAT
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
a pixel art drawing of beavis and butthead with metallica written on their shirts
ALT: a pixel art drawing of beavis and butthead with metallica written on their shirts
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October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT HEARTBEAT
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
Been finishing The Two Towers for a month now because 1) I don’t want it to end and B) Shelob is here and I know she doesn’t get to eat them so 🙄😒
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Been finishing The Two Towers for a month now because 1) I don’t want it to end and B) Shelob is here and I know she doesn’t get to eat them so 🙄😒
Got the RL pressing of Led Zeppelin II and feeling very sorry for anyone who hasn’t heard it 💔
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Got the RL pressing of Led Zeppelin II and feeling very sorry for anyone who hasn’t heard it 💔
Only being attracted to men I think deserve ✨ Princess Treatment ✨ is actual hell. It’s me, I’m the problem, I’m so sorry.
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Only being attracted to men I think deserve ✨ Princess Treatment ✨ is actual hell. It’s me, I’m the problem, I’m so sorry.
Absolutely unhinged I’m obsessed
A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Absolutely unhinged I’m obsessed
Me: Tool fans are ridiculous
Also me: should I spend $100 on Salival though
Also me: should I spend $100 on Salival though
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me: Tool fans are ridiculous
Also me: should I spend $100 on Salival though
Also me: should I spend $100 on Salival though
Why is everyone always asking me this 😌
Return to Fortnite tonight, queen?
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why is everyone always asking me this 😌
I should not be laughing but this is too relatable
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I should not be laughing but this is too relatable
👁️👄👁️
Signal the flares and sound the sirens, because Titans have breached The Fog.
We're thrilled to announce that the Attack on Titan Collection has returned to the in-game store, featuring Outfits inspired by the Armored Titan, Eren, Mikasa, Armin, and more!
We're thrilled to announce that the Attack on Titan Collection has returned to the in-game store, featuring Outfits inspired by the Armored Titan, Eren, Mikasa, Armin, and more!
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
👁️👄👁️
It’s finally my year
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s finally my year