@shellonious.bsky.social
Maine Stand up comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of seltzer
I sucked at doing homework when I was in school so now I make coils of wire
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I sucked at doing homework when I was in school so now I make coils of wire
My wife candidly snapped this while I was taking a pause from puttering yesterday.
That friggin show will suck you right in if you're not careful
That friggin show will suck you right in if you're not careful
March 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My wife candidly snapped this while I was taking a pause from puttering yesterday.
That friggin show will suck you right in if you're not careful
That friggin show will suck you right in if you're not careful
When my alarm is set for 5:30am and I roll over and see that is 5:24am
January 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When my alarm is set for 5:30am and I roll over and see that is 5:24am
Just got new tires on my car so tonight I'm gonna break them in by heading to Great Falls Comedy Club to tell jokes at a Burlesque show. New tires, jokes and Burlesque kick ass. Happy Friday 💚
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just got new tires on my car so tonight I'm gonna break them in by heading to Great Falls Comedy Club to tell jokes at a Burlesque show. New tires, jokes and Burlesque kick ass. Happy Friday 💚
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Merry Christmas
12/18/97 💚 🕯 🕊
December 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
12/18/97 💚 🕯 🕊
I like to break the plastic and touch them like an action movie villain when they're fondling bars of gold
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I like to break the plastic and touch them like an action movie villain when they're fondling bars of gold
Might donate my beard to "80's headbangers who lost their hair" locks of love
December 10, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Might donate my beard to "80's headbangers who lost their hair" locks of love
I wish it was a hot summer day so I could watch this thing just fucking pour condensation
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I wish it was a hot summer day so I could watch this thing just fucking pour condensation
Me when a billion dollar company asks its employees for holiday donations
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Me when a billion dollar company asks its employees for holiday donations
Me going through my message inbox and seeing all of the comedy clubs that left me on read
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Me going through my message inbox and seeing all of the comedy clubs that left me on read
My favorite since I was a kid
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
My favorite since I was a kid
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Back on the showcase horse this evening after some kick ass life events. Featuring for the amazing Johnny Ater. Come see how good I am on a horse 🐎
November 20, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Back on the showcase horse this evening after some kick ass life events. Featuring for the amazing Johnny Ater. Come see how good I am on a horse 🐎
My reaction a month and a half after I've been told my employer drug screens all new hires, and the new driver who's been on the road for over a week hasn't been drug tested yet
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
My reaction a month and a half after I've been told my employer drug screens all new hires, and the new driver who's been on the road for over a week hasn't been drug tested yet
Out of town this weekend, and this chair in our hotel room has a perfect handle to pull it away from the desk. 5 star review incoming
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Out of town this weekend, and this chair in our hotel room has a perfect handle to pull it away from the desk. 5 star review incoming
