sheldon
@shelixir.bsky.social
26 | enby | married
curosity, creativity, & tomfoolery
curosity, creativity, & tomfoolery
nothing like a tiktok coming up on your fyp of a person telling an angry republican that “if you don’t want to be called a nazi, quit acting like a nazi” and the angry republican they’re replying to is your mother
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
nothing like a tiktok coming up on your fyp of a person telling an angry republican that “if you don’t want to be called a nazi, quit acting like a nazi” and the angry republican they’re replying to is your mother
stefanie please it’s 1:26 in the morning
February 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
stefanie please it’s 1:26 in the morning
hi quick question. what the fuck is my mother on
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
hi quick question. what the fuck is my mother on
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
one of the funniest memories of my childhood is that my dad wanted to bring us gifts from his deployment and he brought me processed canned cheese. like i ate so much cheese as a child my father went “a foreign gift for my child? can of cheese.”
it was really good cheese tho i still think about it
it was really good cheese tho i still think about it
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
one of the funniest memories of my childhood is that my dad wanted to bring us gifts from his deployment and he brought me processed canned cheese. like i ate so much cheese as a child my father went “a foreign gift for my child? can of cheese.”
it was really good cheese tho i still think about it
it was really good cheese tho i still think about it
“if you go around punching nazis you’re no better than them” i dont need to be better than them. they need to be dead
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“if you go around punching nazis you’re no better than them” i dont need to be better than them. they need to be dead
they’re fucking censoring toad
January 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
they’re fucking censoring toad
i have my heart will go on stuck in my head but specifically the toad version
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i have my heart will go on stuck in my head but specifically the toad version
watch me
Remember to log off sometimes. You can't rage post for four years straight without losing your mind
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
watch me
we live in a world where calling for palestinian freedom is labeled antisemitic, but when a billionaire does a nazi salute to a cheering crowd, we just “don’t understand the context.”
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we live in a world where calling for palestinian freedom is labeled antisemitic, but when a billionaire does a nazi salute to a cheering crowd, we just “don’t understand the context.”
just a few months ago, my partner & i were trying to get pregnant. we were trying, desperately, for two years after a miscarriage.
today, i booked an appointment to get an IUD again because it is unsafe for me to go thru w/ pregnancy.
the conversation is not solely about unwanted pregnancies.
today, i booked an appointment to get an IUD again because it is unsafe for me to go thru w/ pregnancy.
the conversation is not solely about unwanted pregnancies.
January 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just a few months ago, my partner & i were trying to get pregnant. we were trying, desperately, for two years after a miscarriage.
today, i booked an appointment to get an IUD again because it is unsafe for me to go thru w/ pregnancy.
the conversation is not solely about unwanted pregnancies.
today, i booked an appointment to get an IUD again because it is unsafe for me to go thru w/ pregnancy.
the conversation is not solely about unwanted pregnancies.
while we’re at it can we stop labeling anyone who says they dislike biden as a trump supporter, & vice versa? believe it or not you can hate both and the way the last 3 elections have boiled us down to “one or the other” is an oversimplification that is not representative of most folks.
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
while we’re at it can we stop labeling anyone who says they dislike biden as a trump supporter, & vice versa? believe it or not you can hate both and the way the last 3 elections have boiled us down to “one or the other” is an oversimplification that is not representative of most folks.
if you think we are outraged by the tiktok ban (& its subsequent “saving” less than 15 hours later by the very man who had the idea to ban it, who has been desperately trying to change young voters’ perceptions of him) just because we need brainrot content, you haven’t been listening.
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
if you think we are outraged by the tiktok ban (& its subsequent “saving” less than 15 hours later by the very man who had the idea to ban it, who has been desperately trying to change young voters’ perceptions of him) just because we need brainrot content, you haven’t been listening.
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Okay, without trying to pass any judgement on the merits or who did what or why re: tiktok, I think it's notable that the rationale for enforcing the law seems to be a tacit rejection of corporate personhood by the government.
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Okay, without trying to pass any judgement on the merits or who did what or why re: tiktok, I think it's notable that the rationale for enforcing the law seems to be a tacit rejection of corporate personhood by the government.
literally managed to save my most important tiktok vids (read as: my “dumb shit that made me laugh” collection) RIGHT before the app went dark so at least this goldmine won’t become lost media
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
literally managed to save my most important tiktok vids (read as: my “dumb shit that made me laugh” collection) RIGHT before the app went dark so at least this goldmine won’t become lost media
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
the irony of my tiktok dying on a gmm vid
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the irony of my tiktok dying on a gmm vid
credit to arcanebullshit
January 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
credit to arcanebullshit
i will never forgive lin manuel miranda
January 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i will never forgive lin manuel miranda
blows the dust off my old blog
January 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
blows the dust off my old blog
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Isa textula, the crowned slug moth. Munchipede. 💚
Found roaming wire fence, far from snacks. Moved it to snacks. It seemed happy with the move.
Found roaming wire fence, far from snacks. Moved it to snacks. It seemed happy with the move.
January 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Isa textula, the crowned slug moth. Munchipede. 💚
Found roaming wire fence, far from snacks. Moved it to snacks. It seemed happy with the move.
Found roaming wire fence, far from snacks. Moved it to snacks. It seemed happy with the move.
how do i get all 800 something of my tiktok followers over here. they’re all gay do i pspspsps them like a cat or do i offer all the lesbians a carabiner
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
how do i get all 800 something of my tiktok followers over here. they’re all gay do i pspspsps them like a cat or do i offer all the lesbians a carabiner
