Shelby (✿◠‿◠)
@shelbyshark.bsky.social
Vending machines kill more people yearly than sharks!
Been alive for 22 years.
(18+ posts, likes, and quote posts)
Been alive for 22 years.
(18+ posts, likes, and quote posts)
lemme check my notes
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approximately 75kg or 165 freedom units
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approximately 75kg or 165 freedom units
August 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
lemme check my notes
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approximately 75kg or 165 freedom units
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approximately 75kg or 165 freedom units
do you think you'll pop or I'll bounce off?
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
do you think you'll pop or I'll bounce off?
If I have no right to sit on you, then can I just elbow drop you like this?
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
If I have no right to sit on you, then can I just elbow drop you like this?
I wasn't a smart fella so I became a fart smella
August 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wasn't a smart fella so I became a fart smella
good shit
a man in a superman shirt is standing in a room surrounded by smoke
ALT: a man in a superman shirt is standing in a room surrounded by smoke
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
good shit
what do it smell like
August 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
what do it smell like
genuinely what's your secret to making yourself so gassy, soooooooooooo curious
August 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
genuinely what's your secret to making yourself so gassy, soooooooooooo curious
Only 10% to go!!!
August 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Only 10% to go!!!
would I bounce if I flopped on that belly? silly question, I know
August 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
would I bounce if I flopped on that belly? silly question, I know
I just love the way his fat belly spreads out in that pose lol
July 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I just love the way his fat belly spreads out in that pose lol
Every single time I see people play resident evil, the combat always looks so clunky and clumsy so seeing this is really cool.
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Every single time I see people play resident evil, the combat always looks so clunky and clumsy so seeing this is really cool.
I can't wait to see how big you'll grow at your next milestone
June 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can't wait to see how big you'll grow at your next milestone
I'm not a gainer myself, but I've kept ahold of this recipe just for peeps who might be interested
June 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm not a gainer myself, but I've kept ahold of this recipe just for peeps who might be interested
At least Seatjay is still alive to tell the tale LOL
June 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
At least Seatjay is still alive to tell the tale LOL
Do Ralsei becoming super saiyan
May 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Do Ralsei becoming super saiyan
Mechanic will always be my favourite trader
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mechanic will always be my favourite trader