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shelbyshark.bsky.social
Shelby (✿◠‿◠)
@shelbyshark.bsky.social
Vending machines kill more people yearly than sharks!

Been alive for 22 years.

(18+ posts, likes, and quote posts)
If I have no right to sit on you, then can I just elbow drop you like this?
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ZOOWIE MAMA
August 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Only 10% to go!!!
August 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
don't pop~
June 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm not a gainer myself, but I've kept ahold of this recipe just for peeps who might be interested
June 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
April 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Already following
January 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Already followed!
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I kinda just have a skill issue
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I don't have a fat picture yet, so if I win, it'll be my first.
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 AM
You were doing WHAT to your shit???
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 AM
big people

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
You know what? I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring.
November 7, 2024 at 3:43 AM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cup of spinal fluid
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Sup fuckers, I'm here to fuck everything up
September 25, 2023 at 1:52 PM