Everyone stop what you're doing and look up videos of these precious little idiots (pumpkin toadlets) jumping.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

This is the best explainer so far for why this was the best strategic move Justice Jackson could have made under these circumstances, "entirely understandable and defensible, even if I wish like hell it hadn’t come to this" as @stevevladeck.bsky.social puts it.

The only kings welcome here. 🦋

*Amphifa Day

It's important when people are having conversations about this, satirical or otherwise, to realize how few options there are for pain management while pregnant. For people with chronic pain, acetaminophen is a lifeline during a really hard 9 months.

I have chronic migraine and while I was pregnant, I couldn't have my preventative meds, ibuprofen, or Excedrin migraine and I was cautioned against using my heavy-duty migraine meds.

Find a vibe and do you, friend. The rules are made up.

I see this all the time in fitting advice for sewing clothing. So many reference books are all about tailoring your clothing with the goal of tricking the eye into seeing a 5'7" 120 lbs B cup rather than embracing (or God forbid, celebrating) the body that actually exists.