By the age of 30, you should have:

- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain

The way my mind fell into eternal depression, followed by jealousy, after seeing those numbers. Haha. That’ll never be me.