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sheesheroni.bsky.social
Dept. of Theys
@sheesheroni.bsky.social
27, doll-adjacent
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
im so fucking excited for surgery
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if you listen to fran lebowitz she rocks but if you listen closely she really really sucks
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
im normal i promise
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
cisgender coworker turned to me and said "you saw The L Word, right?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
how to become an influential & wealthy artist without celebrity
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
some of you are very gay
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im thankful for the basement catacombs
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
131 days left with this damn brow
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
and when you starting serving this hard, how did your parents react?
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
unfortunately for me im a great hang
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
operation mincemeat is NOT about bottom surgery
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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mentally i’m here
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tried to write the answer key for today's math test on my hand
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
my ffs date got bumped back two whole months what the fuck man
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
taking my testosterone behind the shed and shooting it like old yeller
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
painting memes and calling it art but only because its oil paint
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
sometimes feeling brick is body tea and face meth
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
amidacare says "may i offer you a complimentary transgender nosejob?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This is why I will always love Bronwyn. #RHOSLC #BravoCon
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if there is one thing i learned in life it's that if you don't look like your name, you'd benefit from changing it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
imagine being able to build an app with your name on it...just by thinking about it
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
being new york brained is so fun
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM