Dept. of Theys
@sheesheroni.bsky.social
27, auditioning for the club
im the only out transsexual at my big corporate media job and i live to gag the press tour celebs in the hallways
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
im the only out transsexual at my big corporate media job and i live to gag the press tour celebs in the hallways
introducing myself to coworkers and theyre like "oh yes ive seen you around". oh yes i am transgender!
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
introducing myself to coworkers and theyre like "oh yes ive seen you around". oh yes i am transgender!
funko pop of me during browbone shave
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
funko pop of me during browbone shave
my browbone waving goodbye to the ffs scalpel
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
my browbone waving goodbye to the ffs scalpel
i'm getting pizza! lena dunham mode
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i'm getting pizza! lena dunham mode
that elle fanning photoshoot is so good it makes my heart hurt that i didnt make it
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
that elle fanning photoshoot is so good it makes my heart hurt that i didnt make it
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Smokin the strain of cannabis that makes you a safe driver
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Smokin the strain of cannabis that makes you a safe driver
women are gay men
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
women are gay men
bottom surgery so my cock eats itself like a tortured gluttonous snake
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
bottom surgery so my cock eats itself like a tortured gluttonous snake
shut up and fuck me already 2026!
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
shut up and fuck me already 2026!
watching heated rivalry banging my head against the wall and frothing
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
watching heated rivalry banging my head against the wall and frothing
in 2025 i got an office job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
in 2025 i got an office job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
standing in times square with your man hes pulling my diaper to the side and stroking into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
standing in times square with your man hes pulling my diaper to the side and stroking into 2026
let's fucking go diva its 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
let's fucking go diva its 2026
in 2026 i need to switch to injections. three years of pills and enough is enough
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
in 2026 i need to switch to injections. three years of pills and enough is enough
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
im so fucking excited for surgery
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
im so fucking excited for surgery
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well
if you listen to fran lebowitz she rocks but if you listen closely she really really sucks
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
if you listen to fran lebowitz she rocks but if you listen closely she really really sucks
im normal i promise
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
im normal i promise
cisgender coworker turned to me and said "you saw The L Word, right?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
cisgender coworker turned to me and said "you saw The L Word, right?"
how to become an influential & wealthy artist without celebrity
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
how to become an influential & wealthy artist without celebrity
some of you are very gay
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
some of you are very gay
im thankful for the basement catacombs
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
im thankful for the basement catacombs