Solomon! Sir.

Set up a quiet corner with comfortable chair, blankets, pillows and books upstairs so overstimulated kids (and adults) can relax/decrease stimuli.

Set up camper in garage as a nap room for kids. Kids love sleeping in campers/garage.

Find 2 child seats to borrow. Find kids Christmas plates and picnic plates/drinkware for kids to use.

Buy an extra set of flatware so we don’t run out of forks and spoons.

Clean the folding chairs incase we need them.

Charge the hover board for eldest grandkid and take him around the ‘hood while walking Beef.

Take kids to playground.
Pull out doodle dice to play with kids.

Set up ‘play corner’ for the youngest kid.

Sedate dogs. Run them every morning. Set up crate with treats so the dogs have quiet space

You wanna come down for a game night?

Cuz what everyone needs is your tax software to hallucinate a tax break or penalty. Jesus fuck.

Deep cleaning, food prep (like making puff pastry, cookie doughs, duck confit, toffee, caramels, biscotti, duxelles), getting a tree, planning some kid activities, and meal planning for every good damn day for the rest of my life.