God is real and he wants the world to burn

Wish I had know sooner that I was predisposed to homosexuality, that woulda been real nice to early on.

All hail emperor Trump, the greatest in the land, nay, the world. A man who helps those in need. That is the poor and needy 0.05% with their measly little 50,000sqft shacks on tiny little thousand acre plots scattered across the world, how could that possibly be a good life. They’re basically poor.

*repairing the rust

I swear, if I had a nickel for every pointless little doodad that I have, I would be financially set for life. But alas, nobody would take most of this shit even if it were setting out on the curb with a massive marquee sign that said free for the taking pointing right at the heap.

Also, I couldn’t find an antenna that I knew we had lying around, so I took an old coat hanger and jammed it into the coax input and that did the trick. I mean, sure, I only got one useable station and that was MEtv, but you could be out in the middle of nowhere and still receive that channel.

I think the last time I did was a few years ago when the internet was down, had to have something playing on the tv to sleep to.

THIS! This is the kinda brain rot I wanna see more of!

I mean, sure, they took one of my kidneys and forced me to sacrifice a goat to appease the gods of the underworld, but they seem pretty chill otherwise.

8.25/10, coulda been worse, would go again if I had more kidneys.