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Koda
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Is it just me or does the Walmart parking lot always have the most beautiful sunsets?
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m beginning to think that I shouldn’t have had five Celsius’s. I think I’m about to achieve total transcendence. Drink enough of this shit, you’ll either see god, meet god, or wish you were with god.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When I have caffeine, I’m either wired for the entire day and I won’t be able to sleep the whole night, or I completely crash after finishing an energy drink and I can do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day. Currently, I’m feeling the former. I think that if I sat down, I would explode.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Chillin out to that one jazz station that comes on only for a couple hours at different times every day and is never on the same frequency twice that I have only ever been able to receive in one specific spot with one specific radio.
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wish I could be like Jamiroquai and be able to move furniture through the magic of song and dance.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Man, I would love to add a porch to the side of my house. Guess that means that I’ve got to demolish a couple bedrooms and the kitchen.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The internet has absolutely decimated my attention span. My entire life feels as if it’s composed of nothing but three minute clips that I forget about the second I scroll to the next three minute clip.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Using spray foam to repair rust holes is like smoking cigarettes to cure cancer
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don’t give a damn about cucumbers, JUST GIVE ME THE BEANS!
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am really not looking forward to fixing on the inner cowl
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Something you just don’t get in modern cars is that glorious amount of space you have to work with. And this is small compared to most cars of the era.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I really could use the professional help of that one TikTok feng shui guy
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m starting to realize I have a problem when it comes to hoarding tons of pointless little trinkets. It’s just a ton of clutter that really messes with the non existent feng shui of my room.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s nice being out of a depressive rut. Finally giving my room a proper deep clean and a fresh coat of paint.
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Stilt houses on the beach.
One day they will climb up out of their sandy holes and revolt against the rich guys that decided to build those houses in piles of sand in the middle of the ocean. Piles of constantly shifting sand.
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think that if I keep to a strict diet of ketamine, ivermectin, methylene blue, and testosterone, I will achieve peak male form within months. I will be THE sigma male.
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That I have no idea what that yokel was talking about when he said,”There’s daemons in them woods, incomprehensible evils, monsters that the human mind couldn’t even possibly imagine.”
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I leave town for a week, ONE WEEK, and I come back to a city that’s somehow more of a shitshow than it was before I left.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My new jalopy, the most reliable of Chrysler cars, the least rusty of Pennsylvania cars, and the start of my insufferable hipster era.
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You don’t always need to oil your dill dough, but it definitely makes the experience much more pleasurable.
September 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Shit, I’m a month early.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I was looking for a photo to set as a new wallpaper, and I found this. Took it around the 4th of July. It was a rare night when there was absolutely no light pollution due to a power outage, and the skies were perfectly clear. It’s the first time I could actually see the Milky Way with a naked eye.
July 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Time to rebuild the wheels
July 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ozzy was a trailblazer, a pioneer. He inspired many and helped create a whole new genre of music. There is now a hole in the hearts of many metal fans that could never be filled. Hell, Black Sabbath and Ozzy were all I listened to in 7th and 8th grade. Rock in peace, Ozzy.
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wonderful night for a fire
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM