E. Balm Swirled
@sheawhitaker.bsky.social
Falling apart most of the time
…sort ofh indeed
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
…sort ofh indeed
Oh hell yes! They finally came out with the unrated version of this that’s PG-13 so my kids can watch it
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh hell yes! They finally came out with the unrated version of this that’s PG-13 so my kids can watch it
Look out celebs, the ass might get humiliated out of you
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look out celebs, the ass might get humiliated out of you
Hey mom, these… these are… Halloween decorations?
“Oh yes, a nice young man named Nick Mullen was selling them door to door.”
“Oh yes, a nice young man named Nick Mullen was selling them door to door.”
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey mom, these… these are… Halloween decorations?
“Oh yes, a nice young man named Nick Mullen was selling them door to door.”
“Oh yes, a nice young man named Nick Mullen was selling them door to door.”
Look out dipshits, my posts are about to be championship level!
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look out dipshits, my posts are about to be championship level!
Pour one out.
September 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pour one out.
I get more engagement on this other app I use sometimes.
September 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I get more engagement on this other app I use sometimes.
Just found out they tried to run a “controversial” ad campaign back in ’16 to distract from a class action lawsuit and from what I can tell it didn’t work. Sorry mascot guy.
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just found out they tried to run a “controversial” ad campaign back in ’16 to distract from a class action lawsuit and from what I can tell it didn’t work. Sorry mascot guy.
Great news! I finally found a mentor and he’s brilliant.
September 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Great news! I finally found a mentor and he’s brilliant.
Can’t believe my first paid writing gig got “edited for time”
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Can’t believe my first paid writing gig got “edited for time”
Guy at the bar: Yeah man, back in college everybody called me the beer disposal unit.
Me: That’s cool. I forget what they used to call me.
Me: That’s cool. I forget what they used to call me.
August 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Guy at the bar: Yeah man, back in college everybody called me the beer disposal unit.
Me: That’s cool. I forget what they used to call me.
Me: That’s cool. I forget what they used to call me.
in hindsight we should have seen it coming
August 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
in hindsight we should have seen it coming
Damn Hulkster I wish you were still with us,I sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u
July 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Damn Hulkster I wish you were still with us,I sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u
Your nemesis dies and you don’t even have the decency to crow about it? (btw “More Like Batman Temporarily” would have been a better headline)
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Your nemesis dies and you don’t even have the decency to crow about it? (btw “More Like Batman Temporarily” would have been a better headline)
Did the Simpson predict the space laser dome?
July 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Did the Simpson predict the space laser dome?
Looking at used tools and found this awesome guy that doesn’t understand how to upload a photo
June 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Looking at used tools and found this awesome guy that doesn’t understand how to upload a photo
Not ready for Juneteenth? Amazon’s got you covered!
May 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not ready for Juneteenth? Amazon’s got you covered!
No a fan of ai by any stretch of the imagination but I’m not going back to art school to put Dorf in the MCU
May 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
No a fan of ai by any stretch of the imagination but I’m not going back to art school to put Dorf in the MCU
Great news, ai can use an algorithm to determine what should be a top story and before you say anything, you can’t say that’s not a top. So, technically, it works.
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Great news, ai can use an algorithm to determine what should be a top story and before you say anything, you can’t say that’s not a top. So, technically, it works.
Vance [loudly]: THIS IS FROM AH-MARE-UH-CUH, IT IS CALLED FOOOT BAALLL!
Pope: yeah man, I’ve got like seven of these in my mom’s attic back home.
Pope: yeah man, I’ve got like seven of these in my mom’s attic back home.
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Vance [loudly]: THIS IS FROM AH-MARE-UH-CUH, IT IS CALLED FOOOT BAALLL!
Pope: yeah man, I’ve got like seven of these in my mom’s attic back home.
Pope: yeah man, I’ve got like seven of these in my mom’s attic back home.
Buddy, that song has already been written
May 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Buddy, that song has already been written
if you ask ai for a picture of tump it makes him look fit and if you ask for a 300 lb version it’s realistic but if you ask for overweight you get the good stuff
May 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you ask ai for a picture of tump it makes him look fit and if you ask for a 300 lb version it’s realistic but if you ask for overweight you get the good stuff
About to destroy the comments on a 5 month old video
May 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
About to destroy the comments on a 5 month old video
I’m finally willing to say “upside down world” now that the private sector actually is doing it better
May 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m finally willing to say “upside down world” now that the private sector actually is doing it better