Shayne Tod Slaughter
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'Notebooks out, plagiarists!'
"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"
#MD ANT
"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"
#MD ANT
Cats: Counterintuitive is their only setting 🙂
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Cats: Counterintuitive is their only setting 🙂
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Exactly!
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Exactly!
Due to the way my mind works, and MES' famous aversion to it, I'm always wary of inadvertent plagiarism. Can't tell you the amount of times I write something I think is unique, only to look it up and find that someone somewhere has beaten me to it.
Original thought is seriously hard!
Original thought is seriously hard!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Due to the way my mind works, and MES' famous aversion to it, I'm always wary of inadvertent plagiarism. Can't tell you the amount of times I write something I think is unique, only to look it up and find that someone somewhere has beaten me to it.
Original thought is seriously hard!
Original thought is seriously hard!
Excuse my assumption that all 'Merkins know who their football players are!
We've (Broncos fans) gotten very little out of our encounters with Mahomes in the last 15 match-ups (2-13), so please forgive me for enjoying our little day in the sun 🙂
We've (Broncos fans) gotten very little out of our encounters with Mahomes in the last 15 match-ups (2-13), so please forgive me for enjoying our little day in the sun 🙂
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Excuse my assumption that all 'Merkins know who their football players are!
We've (Broncos fans) gotten very little out of our encounters with Mahomes in the last 15 match-ups (2-13), so please forgive me for enjoying our little day in the sun 🙂
We've (Broncos fans) gotten very little out of our encounters with Mahomes in the last 15 match-ups (2-13), so please forgive me for enjoying our little day in the sun 🙂
Little aerials! 🐈⬛️
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Little aerials! 🐈⬛️
One of the first times I ever had a conversation with you over (on the other channel) was about how often expectation massively overwhelmed talent when it came to Scottish football. Always made me laugh. Not quite as much as the look on Schmeichel's face 4 times tonight, though!
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
One of the first times I ever had a conversation with you over (on the other channel) was about how often expectation massively overwhelmed talent when it came to Scottish football. Always made me laugh. Not quite as much as the look on Schmeichel's face 4 times tonight, though!
Don't forget to mention Bo Nix as often as humanly possible while you're there! 😀
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November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Don't forget to mention Bo Nix as often as humanly possible while you're there! 😀
Which one?! 🙂
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Which one?! 🙂
The 12.5% Scottish part of me encouraged the remainder to leap from my seat when the 3rd Scotland goal hit the back of the net.
Well done 👏
Well done 👏
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The 12.5% Scottish part of me encouraged the remainder to leap from my seat when the 3rd Scotland goal hit the back of the net.
Well done 👏
Well done 👏
...except when they do, of course! 🙂
But hopefully not anytime soon
But hopefully not anytime soon
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November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
...except when they do, of course! 🙂
But hopefully not anytime soon
But hopefully not anytime soon
Already 'at it', Grace. Got offered time off, but toughing it out 💪🙂
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Already 'at it', Grace. Got offered time off, but toughing it out 💪🙂
'Unexpected path'?
Polite request from his bank manager?! 🙂
Polite request from his bank manager?! 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
'Unexpected path'?
Polite request from his bank manager?! 🙂
Polite request from his bank manager?! 🙂
Thanks, Matt. Breakfast, for a change, may help 🤞
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Thanks, Matt. Breakfast, for a change, may help 🤞
I'm wearing a smile and a suit: typical Shayne day, really!
Thanks again, Tracey. Have a good weekend 🙂
Thanks again, Tracey. Have a good weekend 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm wearing a smile and a suit: typical Shayne day, really!
Thanks again, Tracey. Have a good weekend 🙂
Thanks again, Tracey. Have a good weekend 🙂
Thanks-ah! 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Thanks-ah! 🙂
Thanks Ian. One of the rare occasions where a nice pint won't actually help 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thanks Ian. One of the rare occasions where a nice pint won't actually help 🙄
Thanks, Tracey. Meds should help 🤞
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Thanks, Tracey. Meds should help 🤞
Thanks. It's horrible! 😀
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Thanks. It's horrible! 😀
Ta. I'll live 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Ta. I'll live 🙂
A fortnight of dizziness, deafness and a future visit to a specialist, Niall. Grin & bear it, obvs. But all a bit grim 😕
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
A fortnight of dizziness, deafness and a future visit to a specialist, Niall. Grin & bear it, obvs. But all a bit grim 😕
Vertigo. Like a funfair ride that's no fun, not fair, and absolutely not a ride. I'll take the Gloria Gaynor view...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Vertigo. Like a funfair ride that's no fun, not fair, and absolutely not a ride. I'll take the Gloria Gaynor view...
Vertigo, Vin. As Mr J. Osterberg often says: No Fun 😕
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Vertigo, Vin. As Mr J. Osterberg often says: No Fun 😕
It's real. They're the Number One, ace face Charlatans of Charlatan companies. And fucking shameless.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It's real. They're the Number One, ace face Charlatans of Charlatan companies. And fucking shameless.