"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"
#MD ANT
Day off for the birthday of Mrs S!...except it's looking more than likely I'll have to go in to work 😕
"Why don't you tell me?
Next time you ring
Why don't you tell me
Next time you ring
Why don't you tell me?
All leave's cancelled again..."
youtu.be/5pR3e4Xg92c?...
Day off for the birthday of Mrs S!...except it's looking more than likely I'll have to go in to work 😕
"Why don't you tell me?
Next time you ring
Why don't you tell me
Next time you ring
Why don't you tell me?
All leave's cancelled again..."
youtu.be/5pR3e4Xg92c?...
"I knew he liked to talk about himself
But he wanted the whole world to know.
It made me sick inside
I just gotta hold back..."
youtu.be/QT9JxkiLImU?...
"I knew he liked to talk about himself
But he wanted the whole world to know.
It made me sick inside
I just gotta hold back..."
youtu.be/QT9JxkiLImU?...
Off to the quacks this a.m. Don't you get worried...🙂
"And Doctor Boring says you are very ill
And your top-knot is in the region of your soul
I was in a vortex, I was heading for a fall
I'll tell you
Life just bounces so don't you get worried at all..."
youtu.be/UzBABzF9tF0?...
Off to the quacks this a.m. Don't you get worried...🙂
"And Doctor Boring says you are very ill
And your top-knot is in the region of your soul
I was in a vortex, I was heading for a fall
I'll tell you
Life just bounces so don't you get worried at all..."
youtu.be/UzBABzF9tF0?...
'Tis the season for lots of colds & coughs!
"Maybe she is
Maybe she's not
Maybe we is
We's hack cough
Wheeze hack cough..."
youtu.be/mA611kd-YJs?...
'Tis the season for lots of colds & coughs!
"Maybe she is
Maybe she's not
Maybe we is
We's hack cough
Wheeze hack cough..."
youtu.be/mA611kd-YJs?...
New position in new town makes for less than desirable driving experiences...🤨
Good toon, mind 👍
"Rear-view mirror - it's all behind you
A present gone mad
Tra tra la, follow, track that lava
Past, present gone mad
Passable..."
youtu.be/WD_HDGWILfo?...
New position in new town makes for less than desirable driving experiences...🤨
Good toon, mind 👍
"Rear-view mirror - it's all behind you
A present gone mad
Tra tra la, follow, track that lava
Past, present gone mad
Passable..."
youtu.be/WD_HDGWILfo?...
Have been booking holidays! 🙂
"But I could trickle, I could flood
A voice coach taught me to sing
He couldn't teach me to love
All the above.
Easy-talking, border blocking
Transport is arranged..."
youtu.be/glYz2G76Wfc?...
Have been booking holidays! 🙂
"But I could trickle, I could flood
A voice coach taught me to sing
He couldn't teach me to love
All the above.
Easy-talking, border blocking
Transport is arranged..."
youtu.be/glYz2G76Wfc?...
Prior to attending the recent Fallen Women gig, I was asked which song I'd sing. It would be this. Lots of lyrics 🙂
"The working class has been shafted
So what the fuck you sneering at?
Your prerogative in life it seems
Is living out an ad man's dream..."
youtu.be/V3pFwtMuMMA?...
Prior to attending the recent Fallen Women gig, I was asked which song I'd sing. It would be this. Lots of lyrics 🙂
"The working class has been shafted
So what the fuck you sneering at?
Your prerogative in life it seems
Is living out an ad man's dream..."
youtu.be/V3pFwtMuMMA?...
Every time I tell people that these evenings are really good fun, I get a def sideways look.
"Really, Shayne?! 🤔"
Really. Really, really! 🙂
I am most definitely up for next year, which will be my 5th. Hope they keep at it. Thanks everyone ❤️
Every time I tell people that these evenings are really good fun, I get a def sideways look.
"Really, Shayne?! 🤔"
Really. Really, really! 🙂
I am most definitely up for next year, which will be my 5th. Hope they keep at it. Thanks everyone ❤️
Great evening, more to come
Great evening, more to come
Getting a bit stir-crazy. Cemetery, pub, then grub beckons.
These lines in isolation work well with the current mood 🙂
"Drinkers from the Slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge..."
youtu.be/gnaTH2k1hnE?...
Getting a bit stir-crazy. Cemetery, pub, then grub beckons.
These lines in isolation work well with the current mood 🙂
"Drinkers from the Slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge..."
youtu.be/gnaTH2k1hnE?...
Mrs S just called me from the bedroom (no, not that interesting!) to 'deal with' a spider...whilst I am watching one of the many, many, 'Spiderman' films!
To save the spider from a death worse than fate, I saved the spider. Turns out he or she is unusual: a fake widow! 🙂
Mrs S just called me from the bedroom (no, not that interesting!) to 'deal with' a spider...whilst I am watching one of the many, many, 'Spiderman' films!
To save the spider from a death worse than fate, I saved the spider. Turns out he or she is unusual: a fake widow! 🙂
One to wake up those having a post Xmas lunch snooze.
"Did you remember in December
That I won't need you when I'm gone
And if I go there, I won't stay there
Because I'm sitting here too long
I've been sitting here too long
And I've been wasted..."
youtu.be/lPvhKV3Yg2k?...
One to wake up those having a post Xmas lunch snooze.
"Did you remember in December
That I won't need you when I'm gone
And if I go there, I won't stay there
Because I'm sitting here too long
I've been sitting here too long
And I've been wasted..."
youtu.be/lPvhKV3Yg2k?...
Last year's theme was cats, this year: bats.
Also, cider 👍🍺
Wish me luck 🤞
Last year's theme was cats, this year: bats.
Also, cider 👍🍺
Wish me luck 🤞
Courtesy Winter.
"It's late winter, let's sink the ship, Mix our blood, just the tip
A crip is sleeping on the basement stairs
Oh, I know he's there
Oh, I know he's there
We are underused
We are underused, yeah..."
youtu.be/4po2WiSNN0g?...
Courtesy Winter.
"It's late winter, let's sink the ship, Mix our blood, just the tip
A crip is sleeping on the basement stairs
Oh, I know he's there
Oh, I know he's there
We are underused
We are underused, yeah..."
youtu.be/4po2WiSNN0g?...
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
Pre-Xmas meds received. Hopeful of using less than ness.
"And Pierce Brosnan how dare you prescribe
Sad grief and bed wet pills?
Good grief bed wet
Sad grief bed wet
Pills..."
youtu.be/DnazLby_e4Y?...
Pre-Xmas meds received. Hopeful of using less than ness.
"And Pierce Brosnan how dare you prescribe
Sad grief and bed wet pills?
Good grief bed wet
Sad grief bed wet
Pills..."
youtu.be/DnazLby_e4Y?...
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
Looking at the cloakroom and wondering:
Does anyone actually wear a cloak to gigs nowadays and should I? 🤔
And if I were to do so, then people would point at me, all elegant and shit, and say:
"Look at that fucking idiot!"
And they'd be right...
Looking at the cloakroom and wondering:
Does anyone actually wear a cloak to gigs nowadays and should I? 🤔
And if I were to do so, then people would point at me, all elegant and shit, and say:
"Look at that fucking idiot!"
And they'd be right...
Here comes your weekend. Me, I've got work to do! 🙂
"In Britain the scream of electric pumps in a renovated pub
Your stomach swells up before you get drunk
Don't call me, Peter, I can't go
Salem's just up the road
I've got work to do...#
youtu.be/tJASuCpF3D4?...
Here comes your weekend. Me, I've got work to do! 🙂
"In Britain the scream of electric pumps in a renovated pub
Your stomach swells up before you get drunk
Don't call me, Peter, I can't go
Salem's just up the road
I've got work to do...#
youtu.be/tJASuCpF3D4?...
Just arranged final clipping of the year for next week, so Shayne looks marginally less hideous during Crimblemas 🙄
Hence:
youtu.be/QTTgpTeb0Z8?...
Just arranged final clipping of the year for next week, so Shayne looks marginally less hideous during Crimblemas 🙄
Hence:
youtu.be/QTTgpTeb0Z8?...
Been listening to a lot of *Punktry & Western* recently. This would be a fair example.
"I can't sing it strong enough
'Cause that kind of strength I just don't have
If you watch the light change
Don't hold them hanging..."
*Dunno if this phrase exists
youtu.be/dRLjTQzor7E?...
Been listening to a lot of *Punktry & Western* recently. This would be a fair example.
"I can't sing it strong enough
'Cause that kind of strength I just don't have
If you watch the light change
Don't hold them hanging..."
*Dunno if this phrase exists
youtu.be/dRLjTQzor7E?...