@colbertlateshow.bsky.social killed it as always joking on Trump stumbling up the stairs but missed one pun name: Fall Pot

I got dog poop on myself while I was working today and I didn’t like it.

I think I am America.
#ithinkiamamerica

Kangaroo Embryo Produced Through IVF For First Time
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Cheers to @melanielynskey.bsky.social for bringing up misophonia on Colbert. So glad there is a word for that feeling I have when someone is eating a banana with their big awful wet mouth.

Oh Tammy, please save us from that other First Lady.

Snow is dumb.
It is dumb rain.
Slow cold dumb rain.
It forgets to run and sink.
Until the sun reminds it.

Thank you for coming. Your admission includes this bracelet that will tear all the hair off your wrist knuckle.

Trump announces Captain Lou Albany to be Secretary of “Girls Having Fun”