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Shawn Bayern
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author, professor, etc. when I first heard about greyhound racing, I thought it involved buses.
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Roses are red,
Lilies are grey, …
News headline that reads “Bat flew in woman’s mouth and now she’s out almost $21k.”
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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the Australian Parliament looks like they repurposed an indoor competitive swimming pool for their chambers
The inside of the House of Representatives chamber in the Australian Parliament building. The inside of the House of Representatives chamber in the Australian Parliament building.
April 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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wonder what the taps are like here
A water tower labeled “Mayo” for a city with that name in Florida.
January 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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there should be "central australia or mars?" captchas
An undifferentiated reddish-gray ground photograph that could be of either central Australia or Mars. A zoomed-in satellite image of central Australia that might as well be of Mars.
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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this poster takes on a very different meaning when you imagine you’re in a militaristic science-fiction novel
A public poster reads "When there's only one race and that's mankind... we shall be free."
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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given that this was in the fruit section, i genuinely thought, for an embarrassing fraction of a minute, that they were selling shampoo and conditioner for fruit
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Me (at age 9, in the background) playing badminton, with my little sister accidentally dressed as a shuttlecock.
A young girl in a white dress standing on a badminton court accidentally resembles a badminton shuttlecock.
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 AM