Roses are red,
Lilies are grey, …

just in case it’s helpful, US legal writing (which of course is a different context) would permit “hilarious[]”

once wrote this description of a boorish character in a short story: “He thought ‘always a bridesmaid, never the bride’ was a rule about who he should hit on at weddings. He didn’t always follow the rule.”

Ha, thanks! I will.

i was going to make this joke (with "pin the tail on the donkey") but am a legal academic, so i did a "preemption check" and realized you beat me to it :)

One ended:

I know my love to be as rare as gold.
What other mistress qualifies as mold?

This is clearly in need of work. Rudolph's nose was -- famously -- red, not pink.

And I don't think it was known for being especially sensitive (though reindeer's noses in general are).

"Rudolph's bullies always said ..." fixes the first problem, but it doesn't evoke Rudolph's feelings as nicely.

Also to the tune of "Ding Dong Merrily":

Rudolph's bullies made him think
That he was unattractive
Just because his nose was pink
(and specially olfactive).

In a public-benefit organization like Bluesky (and as it turns out in modern LLCs generally), it is much easier to set an organization on an immutable course than in traditional corporate law. I joined Bluesky largely because it was such an organization; I avoided Twitter, etc., from the start.

As my posts perhaps make too plain, I'm not here to promote my own work, but coincidentally I've written quite a lot about this very interesting question from the perspective of organizational law and agency law. One important tension is the power of operating agreements vs. that of agents.

spoiler: those are both central australia