Shauncey Fury
@shauncey.bsky.social
Maker of Tattoos and Art
Co-owner of Dragoncat
Weekday Cat Dad
Heretic Social Club Podcast Co-host
Overall Reliable Narrator
Co-owner of Dragoncat
Weekday Cat Dad
Heretic Social Club Podcast Co-host
Overall Reliable Narrator
On the floors of the North Pole,
Down inside a tiny hole,
Santa’s gone today,
He’s off driving the sleigh,
and I’ll be dancing with Mice Elves!
Down inside a tiny hole,
Santa’s gone today,
He’s off driving the sleigh,
and I’ll be dancing with Mice Elves!
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 AM
On the floors of the North Pole,
Down inside a tiny hole,
Santa’s gone today,
He’s off driving the sleigh,
and I’ll be dancing with Mice Elves!
Down inside a tiny hole,
Santa’s gone today,
He’s off driving the sleigh,
and I’ll be dancing with Mice Elves!
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Gentle reminder that you can hear us discuss where Bethlehem is RIGHT NOW. @shauncey.bsky.social shows us just how well his Duolingo German lessons are going. Won’t you join us, friends? open.spotify.com/episode/2zk9...
Manger Danger in Ol Bethlehem
Heretics' Social Club · Episode
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December 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Gentle reminder that you can hear us discuss where Bethlehem is RIGHT NOW. @shauncey.bsky.social shows us just how well his Duolingo German lessons are going. Won’t you join us, friends? open.spotify.com/episode/2zk9...
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Sex Geese for Laying. Wait. That’s a typo. Surely they meant *six* geese. Well, anyway, let’s just put them in here beside the bed until we can get this all figured out.
December 16, 2024 at 5:12 AM
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Sex Geese for Laying. Wait. That’s a typo. Surely they meant *six* geese. Well, anyway, let’s just put them in here beside the bed until we can get this all figured out.
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We’ve decided to push our Xmas episode back one week so we can REALLY be in the spirit. @shauncey.bsky.social would like you to click the link below and listen to our previous episode on The Apocrypha. Won’t you join us, friends?
open.spotify.com/episode/5Xtl...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Xtl...
Apocrypha Now!
Heretics' Social Club · Episode
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December 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
We’ve decided to push our Xmas episode back one week so we can REALLY be in the spirit. @shauncey.bsky.social would like you to click the link below and listen to our previous episode on The Apocrypha. Won’t you join us, friends?
open.spotify.com/episode/5Xtl...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Xtl...
Oh, I stay counting chickens before they hatch, and guess what else. They all in the same basket. Best believe that.
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Oh, I stay counting chickens before they hatch, and guess what else. They all in the same basket. Best believe that.
Dragging my ass back into the Duolingo app with every bit of the ignominy of that first meeting back after a relapse.
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Dragging my ass back into the Duolingo app with every bit of the ignominy of that first meeting back after a relapse.
Watching Camp Flog Gnaw and I totally get why Jerrod Carmichael tried to lockdown Tyler the Creator.
November 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Watching Camp Flog Gnaw and I totally get why Jerrod Carmichael tried to lockdown Tyler the Creator.
Matt Gaetz being the Attorney General seems like asking Jeffrey Epstein to run a Caribbean summer camp for troubled youth.
November 14, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Matt Gaetz being the Attorney General seems like asking Jeffrey Epstein to run a Caribbean summer camp for troubled youth.
In the darkest times of my life, I use laughter to echolocate my way back to the light.
September 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
In the darkest times of my life, I use laughter to echolocate my way back to the light.
Y’all remember that brief moment during the pandemic when the world collectively hated on Tom Hanks for like a week?
September 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Y’all remember that brief moment during the pandemic when the world collectively hated on Tom Hanks for like a week?
You may think System of a Down sucks, but without them, we’d be up confusion creek in a kayak made of chaos with no makeup. WAKE UP!
August 12, 2024 at 3:43 AM
You may think System of a Down sucks, but without them, we’d be up confusion creek in a kayak made of chaos with no makeup. WAKE UP!
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your squishy man.
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your squishy man.
July 22, 2024 at 2:35 PM
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your squishy man.
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your squishy man.
Sweet pair of dimes.
Bah bah bah. Rub them together; it feels so good. So good. So good. So good.
Bah bah bah. Rub them together; it feels so good. So good. So good. So good.
June 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Sweet pair of dimes.
Bah bah bah. Rub them together; it feels so good. So good. So good. So good.
Bah bah bah. Rub them together; it feels so good. So good. So good. So good.
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Our first episode on The Gospel According to John and our last regular episode of the year it out now! @shauncey.bsky.social canonizes a beloved cartoon character. Won’t you join us, friends? open.spotify.com/episode/67AY...
John the...Gospelator?!?
Listen to this episode from Heretics' Social Club on Spotify. You know The Baptist, The Evangel, The Apostle, The Revelator,Who wrote John 1, and John 2 and John 3 & Revelations?but do you recall...th...
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December 12, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Our first episode on The Gospel According to John and our last regular episode of the year it out now! @shauncey.bsky.social canonizes a beloved cartoon character. Won’t you join us, friends? open.spotify.com/episode/67AY...
It’s like they always say, “If it wasn’t for bad dick, I wouldn’t have any dick at all.”
November 26, 2023 at 9:14 PM
It’s like they always say, “If it wasn’t for bad dick, I wouldn’t have any dick at all.”
There are only two ways to select multiple photos in your camera roll. The first is to “Tap Select”, and then carefully tap on each photo like you are killing ants at a picnic.
The second is to accidentally select 13 random photos while scrolling through looking for a specific photo.
The second is to accidentally select 13 random photos while scrolling through looking for a specific photo.
October 22, 2023 at 9:18 PM
There are only two ways to select multiple photos in your camera roll. The first is to “Tap Select”, and then carefully tap on each photo like you are killing ants at a picnic.
The second is to accidentally select 13 random photos while scrolling through looking for a specific photo.
The second is to accidentally select 13 random photos while scrolling through looking for a specific photo.
Nice of you to finally notice my desperate pleas for help now that you’re done cabinining in the woodsining
😂😂😂😂 How did I miss this?!?? Rude of me.
September 28, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Nice of you to finally notice my desperate pleas for help now that you’re done cabinining in the woodsining
I smoked my Covid-19 vaccine through a smooshed coke can with some holes poked in it because I don’t fuck with needle drugs.
September 28, 2023 at 10:08 PM
I smoked my Covid-19 vaccine through a smooshed coke can with some holes poked in it because I don’t fuck with needle drugs.
My podcast cohost is going off to hang out in a cabin with two other dudes for a weekend. Probably going to do a 4 part Docu-series on some cabin serial killer. I’m losing him. Y’all. What do I do? I’m spiraling.
September 22, 2023 at 6:38 PM
My podcast cohost is going off to hang out in a cabin with two other dudes for a weekend. Probably going to do a 4 part Docu-series on some cabin serial killer. I’m losing him. Y’all. What do I do? I’m spiraling.
Ohhhhhh. When a cat makes biscuits on a stranger it’s “cyoooot” but when I do it, I’m “””creating a hostile dining environment for the other Bojangles customers”””
September 10, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Ohhhhhh. When a cat makes biscuits on a stranger it’s “cyoooot” but when I do it, I’m “””creating a hostile dining environment for the other Bojangles customers”””
Black Philip asking you out on a pancake date: “Wouldst thou like to like Syrup-Deliciously?”
September 10, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Black Philip asking you out on a pancake date: “Wouldst thou like to like Syrup-Deliciously?”
I sure as hell do NOT miss my old Nokia phone, no siri.
September 10, 2023 at 1:11 PM
I sure as hell do NOT miss my old Nokia phone, no siri.