I was on the other side next to the bar. They were soooo good. They would have been absolutely perfect for Indietradks. They also must have pedal boards longer than Margate pier.

Under the Irn Bru we kissed.

Really excited for this. Is there any plans for a book tour?

The perfect antidote to the horror that surrounds us. Faith in nature restored.

I got 70 pages into a book and quite enjoying it before the author described The Fall as a 'poor man's Pavement'. It was in the charity shop the next morning.

Plausible, I was achingly hungover but managed to drag the name of Carter USM'S drummer out of the bag. Roy of the Rovers stuff.

Came second in the pub pop quiz that year. Still proud of that.

The opening line of the opening song though. Perfection.

It's ace isn't it?

Amazing record. Lucky enough to have seen him touring this (at the old Brum Academy 2, maybe you were there?). What I remember most was him going 'So this is were Ozzy is from right?' to total silence and him having the shiniest hair I've ever seen.

I second Detectorists, gentle, lovely-almost a comfort food of comedy but really, really funny with it. An absolute gem.

Ah Extreme. The most misleading band name except for possibly Eternal.

Take your hand off my jpeg

The irony is Salop are desperate for something to proud about at the moment. A glamour tie would be very well received. I remember watching Chelsea at the the old Medder in a bar in Amsterdam which was beyond surreal. I hope you stuff them 8-0 either way.