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Jack, Shattered
@shatteredjack.bsky.social
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Hyper-specific Oddball, Mechanistic Killjoy. Stirr-er of Pots and Speaker of Heresies. Ancient and Justified. Allegedly Pedantic.
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Drawing of hypothetical knuckle tattoos, c-o-d-e and d-a-t-a
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Luckily, I have potato memes.
"This user has completed Too Many Tasks and has been temporarily replaced by a potato"
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I am very annoyed by the age restriction.
Scheduled activity at library: "Have you ever wanted to be a giant monster that destroys a whole city? This is your chance! Build a large city with your friends, learn about giant monsters called kaiju and then become a kaiju to destroy the city." Age Limit: Grades 1-4
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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When you think spooktober is over but Nov 1 is the Day of the Dead Skeleton in mexican hat: "I'm back motherfuckers"
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Top Text War on Drugs Bottom Text: Dune Fremen "War, on Drugs!"
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what is it like dating you?
Comic of Wolf-headed person. "It's going to get weird." "I'm going to make this weird."
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Meme from the movie 'The Untouchables' Bottom text: That's the Chicago way
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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MCU Meme Upper Text: "If you cast 'speak with plants' and 'speak with dead', you should be able to to talk to furniture" Lower Text: "He's out of line, but he's right"
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I love this shot.

In the book, Ser Duncan has a moment of hesitation and is the last rider to start.
Beginning of a 7-on-7 joust.
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is an odd (I assume AI-generated) way to translate 'Steely Pate'
Actor Youssef Kerkour playing 'Crane d'Acier'
October 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I am frankly shocked at how closely they are following the story.

Like, this is the moment Baelor rides up in Valarr's armor.
Lyonel Baratheon beside his horse.
October 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Lionel Baratheon has entered the chat
Mounted knight with horned helm and shield arms of House Baratheon
October 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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photo credit @erinthul.bsky.social
Woman in a peasant dress, on a misty road in the dark forests of Poland, standing with her arms out and face turned to the sky.
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Aforementioned House, and Mouse.
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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If you have played Stardew Valley, this reminds me of the mouse that lives in the abandoned house and sells hats and ears.
Hat list, including mouse ears
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Drawing of a duck face "You've been ducked"
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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This is a failure of civics education; no one's rights are absolute.
Venn diagram: Your Rights, My Rights. The intersection is 'Laws and Shit'
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Alrighty, then...
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Surprising, considering all there memes.
Horse wearing an Elmer's glue hat
August 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Apparently the Château de Pierrefonds has a number of cat-gargoyles and you need to know this.
Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France.
July 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Godzilla(1978 Cartoon) roaring
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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NO: Foreplay with a Witch YES: Pre-heating the Coven
July 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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"Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake. So, its a win-win situation." "It's like being dead without the commitment." "An open relationship with death." "Death with benefits."
July 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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"Microdosing a European vacation by walking 23000 steps in shoes that aren't really meant for it and then eating a piece of cheese outdoors."
July 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Caption is "Sluttiest thing a man can do is open both doors of helms deep" Image is Aragorn doing that.
July 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM