Shatner's Bass
shatnersbass.bsky.social
Shatner's Bass
@shatnersbass.bsky.social
Old School
July 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I 'moved out' after Uni, as did 'Big Brother'. I invited him over to my place for fish fingers, chips and beans. He returned the favour and cooked a banging Chilli Con Carne from scratch. My Mum taught me lots of other stuff.
May 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've had another 10 orbits and I'd happily hibernate between October and May. Wake me up when you pull the crackers.
December 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I imagine the victim has achieved some level of satisfaction.
December 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
It really is starting to piss me off. I might find time in my schedule to provide feedback in the New Year.
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
XP running nicely here, thank you ver^Fffffff%endzzzzzzzzzzz
December 4, 2024 at 8:31 PM
From a Microsoft 365 Admin Portal:

"Error: *********** Click here to resolve the issue"
"Click"
"Your organisation has not setup Co-Pilot. Click Here"

Reaches for the Anschutz before climbing the Belltower steps with a bag of crack and two nuns hostage
December 4, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I'm confused by the phrase 'a certain age'. Is this the period between adding a few years and then taking them away when asked? (Then later, I'm sure we all add them on again... "I'm 97!")
December 3, 2024 at 8:32 PM
More registers than you could shake a stick at. Laaavly Motor!
November 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
You had me at Rackhams
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Can't turn the clock back. We need a sword in a stone.
November 22, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Nice One. Keep polishing.
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I'm not a robot me. I'm normal.
November 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM