The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee.
But soon, says a whisper;
"Arise, arise,
Tomorrow belongs to me"
The blossom embraces the bee.
But soon, says a whisper;
"Arise, arise,
Tomorrow belongs to me"
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee.
But soon, says a whisper;
"Arise, arise,
Tomorrow belongs to me"
The blossom embraces the bee.
But soon, says a whisper;
"Arise, arise,
Tomorrow belongs to me"
If you want to increase the value of your Company, find ways to increase the value of your customer.
(This is for the poor sods still living in a Tory Fantasy)
(This is for the poor sods still living in a Tory Fantasy)
March 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you want to increase the value of your Company, find ways to increase the value of your customer.
(This is for the poor sods still living in a Tory Fantasy)
(This is for the poor sods still living in a Tory Fantasy)
It's a joke name, sir. Like 'Biggus Dickus' or 'Sillius Soddus'.
January 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's a joke name, sir. Like 'Biggus Dickus' or 'Sillius Soddus'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8yY...
Over a decade old and still a personal favourite.
I think he's got a pony-tail. If we wait long enough they might make a comeback.
(My, how far we have moved etc.)
Over a decade old and still a personal favourite.
I think he's got a pony-tail. If we wait long enough they might make a comeback.
(My, how far we have moved etc.)
Retired Police Captain demolishes the War on Drugs
YouTube video by Law Enforcement Action Partnership
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8yY...
Over a decade old and still a personal favourite.
I think he's got a pony-tail. If we wait long enough they might make a comeback.
(My, how far we have moved etc.)
Over a decade old and still a personal favourite.
I think he's got a pony-tail. If we wait long enough they might make a comeback.
(My, how far we have moved etc.)
Here's one for you! How about age restrictions for "Drivers" at certain times of the day?
a) Under 35
b) Over 65
c) Rush Hour or any other time I want to abuse the road in my ridiculous replacement for a penis (and I'm talkin' to you Blond Beeches too, gurl!)
a) Under 35
b) Over 65
c) Rush Hour or any other time I want to abuse the road in my ridiculous replacement for a penis (and I'm talkin' to you Blond Beeches too, gurl!)
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Here's one for you! How about age restrictions for "Drivers" at certain times of the day?
a) Under 35
b) Over 65
c) Rush Hour or any other time I want to abuse the road in my ridiculous replacement for a penis (and I'm talkin' to you Blond Beeches too, gurl!)
a) Under 35
b) Over 65
c) Rush Hour or any other time I want to abuse the road in my ridiculous replacement for a penis (and I'm talkin' to you Blond Beeches too, gurl!)
A word to the wise in Marketing...
STOP USING AI YOU DUMB FUCKS.
It really isn't working. You'll be dead in less than a decade.
STOP USING AI YOU DUMB FUCKS.
It really isn't working. You'll be dead in less than a decade.
December 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
A word to the wise in Marketing...
STOP USING AI YOU DUMB FUCKS.
It really isn't working. You'll be dead in less than a decade.
STOP USING AI YOU DUMB FUCKS.
It really isn't working. You'll be dead in less than a decade.
Probability would suggest that I do exist in a Simulation and that there is a finite possibility that I will wake up tomorrow as the landlord in a boutique Marlow Eatery called The Fat Cock.
Pleasant Dreams.
Pleasant Dreams.
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Probability would suggest that I do exist in a Simulation and that there is a finite possibility that I will wake up tomorrow as the landlord in a boutique Marlow Eatery called The Fat Cock.
Pleasant Dreams.
Pleasant Dreams.
So Skier is going to solve the employment crisis by tightening benefits.
What a fucking twat.
What a fucking twat.
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
So Skier is going to solve the employment crisis by tightening benefits.
What a fucking twat.
What a fucking twat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpS4...
I think my views on this remain unchanged:
(That Seth MacFarlane chap certainly combines irony and cinema to a far greater level than the average Across-Pond dweller.)
I think my views on this remain unchanged:
(That Seth MacFarlane chap certainly combines irony and cinema to a far greater level than the average Across-Pond dweller.)
Family Guy - Bag of Weed [Original Video]
YouTube video by gamez90210
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpS4...
I think my views on this remain unchanged:
(That Seth MacFarlane chap certainly combines irony and cinema to a far greater level than the average Across-Pond dweller.)
I think my views on this remain unchanged:
(That Seth MacFarlane chap certainly combines irony and cinema to a far greater level than the average Across-Pond dweller.)
Best decade to be born?
I'll start: the 60's. As in the 2060's.
I'll start: the 60's. As in the 2060's.
November 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Best decade to be born?
I'll start: the 60's. As in the 2060's.
I'll start: the 60's. As in the 2060's.
A certain irony that the loudest voices concerned with missiles still think that the war we are about to see will be decided by the biggest bang.
Wait until your SatNav doesn't work.
Wait until your SatNav doesn't work.
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
A certain irony that the loudest voices concerned with missiles still think that the war we are about to see will be decided by the biggest bang.
Wait until your SatNav doesn't work.
Wait until your SatNav doesn't work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoT...
1982 was a good year. We were on the slide after the peak of music in the 70's and in a decade that would last twenty years.
I have had to delete the rest of this comment to push the deedle past red (that doesn't say deedle).
Nurse!
1982 was a good year. We were on the slide after the peak of music in the 70's and in a decade that would last twenty years.
I have had to delete the rest of this comment to push the deedle past red (that doesn't say deedle).
Nurse!
In 1975 No One Died
YouTube video by Freethinker1885
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November 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoT...
1982 was a good year. We were on the slide after the peak of music in the 70's and in a decade that would last twenty years.
I have had to delete the rest of this comment to push the deedle past red (that doesn't say deedle).
Nurse!
1982 was a good year. We were on the slide after the peak of music in the 70's and in a decade that would last twenty years.
I have had to delete the rest of this comment to push the deedle past red (that doesn't say deedle).
Nurse!
I laugh myself to sleep, knowing how much you love the technology, and thinking about the look on your face when it stops working.
I'll be dead by then. I wonder how long you will hang on?
(P.S. T-Shirt is a JAF original. Not for sale.)
I'll be dead by then. I wonder how long you will hang on?
(P.S. T-Shirt is a JAF original. Not for sale.)
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I laugh myself to sleep, knowing how much you love the technology, and thinking about the look on your face when it stops working.
I'll be dead by then. I wonder how long you will hang on?
(P.S. T-Shirt is a JAF original. Not for sale.)
I'll be dead by then. I wonder how long you will hang on?
(P.S. T-Shirt is a JAF original. Not for sale.)
Charlie Veitch or Billy Moore? (or 'Both!)
Personally, I'm a Billy Fan. He's got nicer teeth.
Personally, I'm a Billy Fan. He's got nicer teeth.
November 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Charlie Veitch or Billy Moore? (or 'Both!)
Personally, I'm a Billy Fan. He's got nicer teeth.
Personally, I'm a Billy Fan. He's got nicer teeth.
It's time to drop the word 'Social' from the phrase 'Social Media'.
To avoid confusion when discussing the transfer of information and propaganda, please use the expression '20th Century Media' to describe the BBC and the 'Press'.
To avoid confusion when discussing the transfer of information and propaganda, please use the expression '20th Century Media' to describe the BBC and the 'Press'.
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
It's time to drop the word 'Social' from the phrase 'Social Media'.
To avoid confusion when discussing the transfer of information and propaganda, please use the expression '20th Century Media' to describe the BBC and the 'Press'.
To avoid confusion when discussing the transfer of information and propaganda, please use the expression '20th Century Media' to describe the BBC and the 'Press'.
