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Thomas, esquire
@shatadvocate69.bsky.social
Attorney of WILLIAM SHATNER (the Shat-Man). Reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee! Plead the 5th & 🖕 the 🚔

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FIRE ALL OF YOUR GUNS SIMULTANEOUSLY!
August 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
This way, if it turns out to be a prostitution sting by law enforcement, the District Attorney cannot prove the required element of intending to exchange money for sexual gratification!

It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
August 11, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Use chat GPT. It works for my law firm so it should work for you too.
August 11, 2023 at 3:18 PM
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Your majesty, what is your advice about hiding "up the butt" drugs?
August 10, 2023 at 3:24 PM
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Lotta shit goin down at #7 glad to see it
August 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Do the right thing, and vote NOT guilty.
August 10, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Depends on the type of drug and device used to store in the butt. For a full consultation, contact me at the west Hollywood Chevron, pump #7.
August 10, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Once out of custody, try to find the pants behind the dumpster and hopefully you'll still have a lot of drugs to enjoy!
August 10, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Keep running awhile and then the let cop tackle you.

When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
August 10, 2023 at 3:18 PM
If you block me, I'll make it my life's mission to ensure that you don't receive windshield cleaning services anywhere within the county of Los Angeles 🖕
August 9, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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August 3, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Paul's and Ronnie's are like the stars....there are infinite numbers of them.
August 2, 2023 at 11:37 PM
All of your posts will be collected as evidence. I also have private investigators following your every move. You cannot hide. Go fuck yourself 🖕
August 2, 2023 at 10:56 PM