Thomas, esquire
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Attorney of WILLIAM SHATNER (the Shat-Man). Reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee! Plead the 5th & 🖕 the 🚔
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FIRE ALL OF YOUR GUNS SIMULTANEOUSLY!
August 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
FIRE ALL OF YOUR GUNS SIMULTANEOUSLY!
This way, if it turns out to be a prostitution sting by law enforcement, the District Attorney cannot prove the required element of intending to exchange money for sexual gratification!
It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
August 11, 2023 at 3:58 PM
This way, if it turns out to be a prostitution sting by law enforcement, the District Attorney cannot prove the required element of intending to exchange money for sexual gratification!
It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
Use chat GPT. It works for my law firm so it should work for you too.
August 11, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Use chat GPT. It works for my law firm so it should work for you too.
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Your majesty, what is your advice about hiding "up the butt" drugs?
August 10, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Your majesty, what is your advice about hiding "up the butt" drugs?
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Lotta shit goin down at #7 glad to see it
August 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Lotta shit goin down at #7 glad to see it
Do the right thing, and vote NOT guilty.
August 10, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Do the right thing, and vote NOT guilty.
Depends on the type of drug and device used to store in the butt. For a full consultation, contact me at the west Hollywood Chevron, pump #7.
August 10, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Depends on the type of drug and device used to store in the butt. For a full consultation, contact me at the west Hollywood Chevron, pump #7.
Once out of custody, try to find the pants behind the dumpster and hopefully you'll still have a lot of drugs to enjoy!
August 10, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Once out of custody, try to find the pants behind the dumpster and hopefully you'll still have a lot of drugs to enjoy!
Keep running awhile and then the let cop tackle you.
When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
August 10, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Keep running awhile and then the let cop tackle you.
When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
If you block me, I'll make it my life's mission to ensure that you don't receive windshield cleaning services anywhere within the county of Los Angeles 🖕
August 9, 2023 at 3:21 PM
If you block me, I'll make it my life's mission to ensure that you don't receive windshield cleaning services anywhere within the county of Los Angeles 🖕
Paul's and Ronnie's are like the stars....there are infinite numbers of them.
August 2, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Paul's and Ronnie's are like the stars....there are infinite numbers of them.
All of your posts will be collected as evidence. I also have private investigators following your every move. You cannot hide. Go fuck yourself 🖕
August 2, 2023 at 10:56 PM
All of your posts will be collected as evidence. I also have private investigators following your every move. You cannot hide. Go fuck yourself 🖕