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The lanyard said “Speaker” so I shoved a waterproof bluetooth speaker up my butt.
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The lanyard said “Speaker” so I shoved a waterproof bluetooth speaker up my butt.
My future self ran into my current timeline. A pleasure to meet you king.
August 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My future self ran into my current timeline. A pleasure to meet you king.
2999 of us will join u in victory
June 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
2999 of us will join u in victory
In February I was obviously thinking about my burgeoning ROMANCE with DuckDB but I could not predict by mid May I would be giving a talk around both of these awesome projects.
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In February I was obviously thinking about my burgeoning ROMANCE with DuckDB but I could not predict by mid May I would be giving a talk around both of these awesome projects.
I sent you my Nissan Horny plz respond
January 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I sent you my Nissan Horny plz respond
Remote operation brought to you by AWS IoT
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Remote operation brought to you by AWS IoT
Bearing it all in the architecture review (I did not RTFM)
December 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Bearing it all in the architecture review (I did not RTFM)
TLP-Amber !! Don’t tell my boss I’m perpetually behind
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
TLP-Amber !! Don’t tell my boss I’m perpetually behind
They don’t know shit about the tiddyverse
December 3, 2024 at 12:49 PM
They don’t know shit about the tiddyverse
If hunter biden has zero fans I am dead but I’ll be god damned if JOE gonna let his well endowed son walk free before he enshrines some protections into LAW.
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
If hunter biden has zero fans I am dead but I’ll be god damned if JOE gonna let his well endowed son walk free before he enshrines some protections into LAW.
stole this from a linkedin connection and holy shit it's so funny
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
stole this from a linkedin connection and holy shit it's so funny
Posting through the 3 exams I am not studying for
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Posting through the 3 exams I am not studying for
What if we kissed in the Facebook marketplace NASA aquatic rescue pod
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
What if we kissed in the Facebook marketplace NASA aquatic rescue pod
Making my own AWS merch now because they are too scared of what the people want.
November 9, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Making my own AWS merch now because they are too scared of what the people want.
Me receiving the most devastating news I have heard in years. What’s that Dr? I had a pickle covering my ear.
July 7, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Me receiving the most devastating news I have heard in years. What’s that Dr? I had a pickle covering my ear.
Me to myself as I rewound the VHS tape for the 6th time:
June 28, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Me to myself as I rewound the VHS tape for the 6th time:
Sorry I wasn’t able to join the incident conference bridge I had to restart my phone
June 28, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Sorry I wasn’t able to join the incident conference bridge I had to restart my phone
“Oh I’m glad I have y’all as neighbors, the last guy was a satanist and smoked marijuana all the time!”
June 25, 2023 at 1:12 AM
“Oh I’m glad I have y’all as neighbors, the last guy was a satanist and smoked marijuana all the time!”
