Pumpkin, but I'm guessing she would try to eat all of the above if she saw an opportunity.

Not politely enough, apparently. :)

Or put them on our chins.

Tanner Adell. Brittney Spencer.

Mmm...fresh water nails straight from the field. *Puts on goggles*

I may never get tired of that GIF of Pete Kegbreath whapping himself in the jewels.

I hate this but desperately want to try one. I figure the egg white won't be too noticeable in that strong flavor soup of PB and J. Texture wise, it probably doesn't satisfy. Unless it's crunchy PB, which I normally don't go for but could see being key here.

ADHD overthinking about silly crap.

They might allow you to eat their leftovers if you're lucky.

He has seen the good life and is not going back. Put that inferior wet food away, human, and don't disturb his highness unless you're bringing him the correct food. (Also, he's adorable!)

Turn up the outdoor thermostat, Mama!

Normal human: People are happier without our product? We gotta make our product something that makes people happier.
Billionaires: *hands-over-ears toddler-style shrieking*

Whenever somebody comes into your kitchen while you're doing all the work, put em to work. Take out trash. Wash a load of dishes. Refill your wine glass or beer mug.

I think the app being toast but still serving up ads is the most offensive thing. Like, you fuckers can't make the actual functions work, but you can get paid to show me ads? Fuck your parents for being fertile and for not eating you at birth.

...reattaching the third-party 3D-printed fence that protects a tiny and poorly placed circuit board from shorting out because of cat piss, adding new litter, cycling the box to reset the waste drawer sensor, repeating because the app is busted, giving up...fuck you, Whisker.

...replacing the sold-separately pack of absorbent crystals (in the also sold separately holder pod that took two tries to get shipped), replacing the carbon filter...

If your spouse has to ban you from hanging out with a child raping, sex trafficking, pedo-island-having, abusive shitbag, you are also a shitbag.

I dunno, I laugh pretty hard at that gif of Hegseth whapping himself in the nuts with a skateboard.

The multi tool, if you don't already have one, can come in handy. I have one that sits in the kitchen crap cup.(We don't have room for a whole junk drawer). It gets used a couple of times a month.