Elfman
@sharon004.bsky.social
I have this weird talent for turning the most random moments into comedy. Whether it's a small mishap or a totally normal situation, I can always find a way to make it funny
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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They said "Please".
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Make America Great Again with Peace 🇺🇸
I will be out standing with peaceful protesters tomorrow.
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Make America Great Again with Peace 🇺🇸
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Blue-state Dems want immigration agents to show their faces— laying the groundwork for all-but-inevitable court battles over their ability to rein in the Trump admin’s deportation tactics.
Blue-state Democrats want immigration agents to show their faces
State and local lawmakers across the country want to ban federal officers from wearing ski masks to conceal their identities.
www.politico.com
July 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Blue-state Dems want immigration agents to show their faces— laying the groundwork for all-but-inevitable court battles over their ability to rein in the Trump admin’s deportation tactics.
Just imagine if you were in their shoes
We frett over the obvious and still nothing changes. It's not a war anymore, it's genocide.
July 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Just imagine if you were in their shoes
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How do we stop this redistribution of wealth from successful states to freeloader states? It just perpetuates them thinking their policies work when they’re a failure.
Gavin Newsom on X: "California Crackup? Try again. California provides $83.1 billion more than we receive from the federal government. Texas? Receives $71.1 billion more than they provide to the federal government. 71% of the U.S. GDP comes from blue counties. https://t.co/8yveQsdUJm" / X
California Crackup? Try again. California provides $83.1 billion more than we receive from the federal government. Texas? Receives $71.1 billion more than they provide to the federal government. 71% of the U.S. GDP comes from blue counties. https://t.co/8yveQsdUJm
x.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How do we stop this redistribution of wealth from successful states to freeloader states? It just perpetuates them thinking their policies work when they’re a failure.
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When life give you lemons make lemonade.
July 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When life give you lemons make lemonade.
I keep guessing 🤔
want to know what was Trump's business relationship with Epstein.. just read Katie Johsnon's writern testmony
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(read it)
That was the basis of Trump's criminal relationship with Epstein.
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Item - 17
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(read it)
That was the basis of Trump's criminal relationship with Epstein.
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I keep guessing 🤔
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Gita and Alex come to terms with issue 41, and process the Silver Wheel of Nyorlath, Starfire's whole deal, and when you can and can't rip off Alan Moore. insertcredit.podcast.audio/@5...
June 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gita and Alex come to terms with issue 41, and process the Silver Wheel of Nyorlath, Starfire's whole deal, and when you can and can't rip off Alan Moore. insertcredit.podcast.audio/@5...
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We need to protect it🤔
May 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We need to protect it🤔
We need to protect it🤔
May 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We need to protect it🤔
This is funny,😂
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is funny,😂
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Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York is one of 10 cardinals from the U.S. who will have a vote in the ritual that will determine the next pope.
Now Boarding at Gate 4: A Cardinal en Route to a Conclave
Timothy M. Dolan is one of 10 cardinals from the United States who will have a vote in the ritual that will determine the next pope.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York is one of 10 cardinals from the U.S. who will have a vote in the ritual that will determine the next pope.
No matter how well you lie, the truth always finds a way to come out.
April 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
No matter how well you lie, the truth always finds a way to come out.
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John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z
March 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z
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Anyway, here’s my cat
March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyway, here’s my cat
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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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