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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

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August 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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I hate having to post these, but quit making eating bunny comments on bunny accounts... It's not funny or edgy. I hate even having to post at this.
But I saw one unprompted on a picture of a bunny earlier and it was disgusted.

Thank you
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

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August 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
August 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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July 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage....

It was travelling light.

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July 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

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July 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Why should you never lie to X ray technicians?

They can see right through you!

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July 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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What do you call a librarian with sunburn?

Well red!

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July 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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June 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I chucked a road sign at a tornado once...

I was throwing 'caution!' to the wind!

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May 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Just say no to Easter bunnies. Bunnies are not toys - they are a lot of work to properly care for and can be very expensive when vets are needed. They can live 10+ years. They are very intelligent and can be destructive. Research before you adopt a rabbit to make sure they will be a good fit.
A poster of a rabbit and reindeer that sta s "you wouldn't buy a reindeer for your child for Christmas so why would you buy a rabbit for your child for Easter?
March 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Hello BlueSky Peeps! The Official-Original BinkyBunny has arrived. We will soon be posting our fun bunny photos and care info.
Nose Bonk Bonk! Please Follow!
March 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Did you hear about the shoemaker spy?

They would always travel inclognito!

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December 24, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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What’s an ig?

A snow house with no bathroom!

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December 23, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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Merry Christmas and Happy New year,

Love Rupert and Family 🎄🥰

#FurryTails #PalsPorch
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#BunnyButtFriday
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December 23, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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I hate autocorrect...

It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo!

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December 22, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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What does the Grinch eat for dessert?

Heist cream!

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December 21, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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Did you hear about the oven dishes that sailed the seven seas?

They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean!

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December 19, 2024 at 8:28 AM