I just came to say Happy Gobble day and that I’m doing a seafood boil next year cause ion want no damn turkey and shit.

Let me look up where in the world it’s 5 o’oclock already and I’ll pretend to be there so I can take this shot of tequila. A bitch is stressed. Lmaoo

No fr where tf time go???

I’m so exhausted yo

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10

Since moving here from the hellscape that is X, my feed is somehow now full of posts about how awesome libraries are and I am HERE FOR IT! Support your local libraries, they provide a warm space safe for everyone and the free gift of knowledge!

Cicero was a very wise man

We can’t save drafts? I’m still fiddling around with this thing lmao

It’s cute over here. Yall actually act like yall have some decorum

@kashxnicole.bsky.social my very first follower on here lmaooooo hey fren!😂😂

👀is this thing on?
Look similar to the Original Twitter.. Lmfao. I hope everybody migrate over here eventually.