Sharker Shanks
@sharkershanks.bsky.social
Land lubbers DNI !!!! 🚫🚫🚫
I don’t think I could handle having kids cause I have a puppy who thinks I’m his biological father and I would kill an eldritch deity for him
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I don’t think I could handle having kids cause I have a puppy who thinks I’m his biological father and I would kill an eldritch deity for him
I am deeply afraid of the person I become at buffalo wild wings
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am deeply afraid of the person I become at buffalo wild wings
I sound like a huge fucking nerd rn but maturity is realizing that my parents were right and reading books is actually good for me and fun.
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I sound like a huge fucking nerd rn but maturity is realizing that my parents were right and reading books is actually good for me and fun.
My friend works at Trader Joe’s and whenever I try food from there that I like I always text him and pretend he made it
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My friend works at Trader Joe’s and whenever I try food from there that I like I always text him and pretend he made it
I AM NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL!!! I WILL DODGE THIS DRAFT LIKE I HAVE FUCKING ULTRA INSTINCT. DO NOT PLAY WITH ME.
June 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I AM NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL!!! I WILL DODGE THIS DRAFT LIKE I HAVE FUCKING ULTRA INSTINCT. DO NOT PLAY WITH ME.
It makes me kinda sad that drawing as a hobby is only acceptable as an adult if you’re good at it. Like I wish people were nicer to folks learning how to draw, it makes me sad to think if I hadn’t started young I never would have gotten into one of my favorite hobbies.
May 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It makes me kinda sad that drawing as a hobby is only acceptable as an adult if you’re good at it. Like I wish people were nicer to folks learning how to draw, it makes me sad to think if I hadn’t started young I never would have gotten into one of my favorite hobbies.
If they made a metal gear action movie Americans would eat that shit up
May 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If they made a metal gear action movie Americans would eat that shit up
Living in America is just being in a Southpark episode every day
May 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Living in America is just being in a Southpark episode every day
I gotta say, Japanese businessmen know how to create value from basically nothing.
Like what do you mean you’re going to sell me the unfinished pieces to a build a figurine myself? And going to like it? Wtf. Gundams are crazy.
Like what do you mean you’re going to sell me the unfinished pieces to a build a figurine myself? And going to like it? Wtf. Gundams are crazy.
March 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I gotta say, Japanese businessmen know how to create value from basically nothing.
Like what do you mean you’re going to sell me the unfinished pieces to a build a figurine myself? And going to like it? Wtf. Gundams are crazy.
Like what do you mean you’re going to sell me the unfinished pieces to a build a figurine myself? And going to like it? Wtf. Gundams are crazy.
Can you guys please stop skipping Jojo parts so I can talk to someone about Stone Ocean :((((
Please :(((
Please :(((
March 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Can you guys please stop skipping Jojo parts so I can talk to someone about Stone Ocean :((((
Please :(((
Please :(((
Still fucking hilarious to me that this character could’ve just like… ended part 4 if he was willing to kill Kira
a cartoon character is holding a necklace in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a necklace in his hand .
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March 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Still fucking hilarious to me that this character could’ve just like… ended part 4 if he was willing to kill Kira
Very confusing time to be the girlfriend of an Invincible fan. Having to constantly explain to my gf which Marks are evil and not evil when they show up on my Instagram reels.
a cartoon character in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing on a pedestal .
ALT: a cartoon character in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing on a pedestal .
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March 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Very confusing time to be the girlfriend of an Invincible fan. Having to constantly explain to my gf which Marks are evil and not evil when they show up on my Instagram reels.
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Today's Oarfish comes from Yugioh! In this game, two players Duel each other using a variety of Monster, Spell, and Trap Cards to defeat their opponent's monsters and be the first to drop the other's Life Points to 0! #underwater #sealife #marine #fish #Oarfishdaily #marinelife
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today's Oarfish comes from Yugioh! In this game, two players Duel each other using a variety of Monster, Spell, and Trap Cards to defeat their opponent's monsters and be the first to drop the other's Life Points to 0! #underwater #sealife #marine #fish #Oarfishdaily #marinelife
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March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I FUCKING HATE LANDLUBBERS!!!
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I FUCKING HATE LANDLUBBERS!!!
Mike Tyson if he met @mokiemoss.bsky.social ‘s cat
“Hello Thaylum, it’s me Mike Tyson. Those are some cool pawth! Kinda look like my bockthing gloves”
“Hello Thaylum, it’s me Mike Tyson. Those are some cool pawth! Kinda look like my bockthing gloves”
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mike Tyson if he met @mokiemoss.bsky.social ‘s cat
“Hello Thaylum, it’s me Mike Tyson. Those are some cool pawth! Kinda look like my bockthing gloves”
“Hello Thaylum, it’s me Mike Tyson. Those are some cool pawth! Kinda look like my bockthing gloves”
Does anyone else love PREMIER PROTEIN SHAKES™️ I can’t get enough PREMIER PROTEIN SHAKES™️
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Does anyone else love PREMIER PROTEIN SHAKES™️ I can’t get enough PREMIER PROTEIN SHAKES™️
Tip for watching tik toks your friends send you without having to download the app:
1. Click the URL bar
2. Start at the “?” highlight it everything and after it
3. Delete it, and then you can watch the vid normally
1. Click the URL bar
2. Start at the “?” highlight it everything and after it
3. Delete it, and then you can watch the vid normally
March 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tip for watching tik toks your friends send you without having to download the app:
1. Click the URL bar
2. Start at the “?” highlight it everything and after it
3. Delete it, and then you can watch the vid normally
1. Click the URL bar
2. Start at the “?” highlight it everything and after it
3. Delete it, and then you can watch the vid normally
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Sorry to disappoint all the North Korean F&H fans out there, but the setting and theme for the next F&H related project is set already and that is not it.
February 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sorry to disappoint all the North Korean F&H fans out there, but the setting and theme for the next F&H related project is set already and that is not it.
I hope both teams have a bad time
February 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I hope both teams have a bad time
Actual convo
Christian lady: “Jesus is coming back.”
Arby’s worker: “uh oh, where’d he go??”
Christian lady: “Jesus is coming back.”
Arby’s worker: “uh oh, where’d he go??”
February 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Actual convo
Christian lady: “Jesus is coming back.”
Arby’s worker: “uh oh, where’d he go??”
Christian lady: “Jesus is coming back.”
Arby’s worker: “uh oh, where’d he go??”
Replace all of my blood plasma with this please. I need it coursing through me like the symbiote.
February 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Replace all of my blood plasma with this please. I need it coursing through me like the symbiote.
Fear & Hunger? I hardly know her.
February 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fear & Hunger? I hardly know her.
I hope I look at my firstborn son with the affection I look at a crisp yuengling with.
a cartoon character with a heart on his face
ALT: a cartoon character with a heart on his face
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February 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I hope I look at my firstborn son with the affection I look at a crisp yuengling with.