Strange how the only times they find a way to rule in favor of criminal defendants are to protect child abusers and to legalize bribery and corruption.

Ok but I can totally picture 1990s Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick doing that.

If there is a crowd that is not satisfied by that song, I have no desire to be part of that crowd.

Well that's almost the platonic ideal of a shitty idea.

Of course not. Rule of 3.

whoops, forgot to switch over to my UWCL account @uefawomen.bsky.social oh well

Meanwhile, leg two of the #UWEC Round of 16 is already underway. Six deciders today, the other two tomorrow. Winners earn a bonus 0.5 coefficient point for club and country. Inter v Hacken (0-1) is possibly the most eye-catching matchup, but there's also Sporting v Glasgow (1-1).

Later today:
Arsenal v Real Madrid - The defending champions still have both Pot 3 opponents left, but a loss would put them in dire straits
Valerenga v St Polten and Paris FC v Benfica - Four teams lower in the standings who desperately need a win

Bleh. Still in the hot 100 is a far cry from top ten. 🤞

Is that the hot 100 it’s a top ten on or a genre chart? Either way yeah that sucks

And then the DOJ will immediately settle these lawsuits for several million dollars (though an order of magnitude less than what Trump is getting because the senators do need to understand their place).

Indeed. That video and the sequel about Eric Yuan, the CEO of Zoom, a company that looks like this 📉, are on my rotation to watch over and over

I was going to say "started a sandwich company called EARL OF SANDWICH", but that was his father and brother.

You gotta pace yourself. Otherwise you’ll run out of jokes too quickly, and won’t you feel like a turkey when you can’t ham it up anymore.

Sharing a drink they call loneliness…

With a side of gun nuts eager to shoot anyone they don’t know through the front door so they can “protect their castle”

The test as given isn't multiple choice, but the distinction is that Memorial Day is meant to honor those who died in service, while Veterans' Day is meant to celebrate all veterans.

Wasn’t that the Taj Mahal?